Tezza
@t3zza.bsky.social
Tory/reform hating, fast talking, father of two, husband of one and all round nice guy (unless you cross me!).
Update, now also a grandfather!😲
Going to try and find friends and followers from X.
Update, now also a grandfather!😲
Going to try and find friends and followers from X.
It's said that you are what you eat, this makes cattle grass, ergo I'm a vegan!
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It's said that you are what you eat, this makes cattle grass, ergo I'm a vegan!
Being married to a Spanish woman, I kinda have to use correct pronunciation, otherwise she gets upset!
October 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Being married to a Spanish woman, I kinda have to use correct pronunciation, otherwise she gets upset!
I can honestly say, no one has ever asked to see my qualifications, shame really because it's a long list!
October 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I can honestly say, no one has ever asked to see my qualifications, shame really because it's a long list!
You've just reminded me of how much I miss making gluten free pastry, my mother was a coeliac. I really do miss making pastry, bread and cakes for her. 😥
September 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You've just reminded me of how much I miss making gluten free pastry, my mother was a coeliac. I really do miss making pastry, bread and cakes for her. 😥
And sugar for sweet pastries please.
September 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And sugar for sweet pastries please.
Not sure about everyone else, but I prefer purple sprouting broccoli.
September 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Not sure about everyone else, but I prefer purple sprouting broccoli.
I've only had to do CPR once, it took nearly 30 minutes for the EMTs to arrive (I only found that out later), when they did arrive to take over I passed out from the effort. Amazingly the guy survived but we had to share the ambulance to hospital!
September 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I've only had to do CPR once, it took nearly 30 minutes for the EMTs to arrive (I only found that out later), when they did arrive to take over I passed out from the effort. Amazingly the guy survived but we had to share the ambulance to hospital!
I've eaten a whole salt and pepper baguette from Tesco, before leaving the shop!
September 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I've eaten a whole salt and pepper baguette from Tesco, before leaving the shop!
You've reached the age of 56 without knowing how to wash yourself properly, washing behind the ears and between the toes is important, you don't want smelly build-up where germs and bacteria can flourish!
September 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You've reached the age of 56 without knowing how to wash yourself properly, washing behind the ears and between the toes is important, you don't want smelly build-up where germs and bacteria can flourish!
10 fish fingers is the perfect amount to make 2 fish finger sandwiches!
September 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
10 fish fingers is the perfect amount to make 2 fish finger sandwiches!
As a teenager in '76, I seem to recall that it was consistently warm and with a long dry spell. Yes this year may have the highest average temperature, but it's been harder to enjoy it when it rains most weekends!
September 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
As a teenager in '76, I seem to recall that it was consistently warm and with a long dry spell. Yes this year may have the highest average temperature, but it's been harder to enjoy it when it rains most weekends!
Sod that, I'll stick to my bacon and fried banana thanks!
September 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Sod that, I'll stick to my bacon and fried banana thanks!
I'm not a fan of football, but do get into for internationals euros/world cup etc.
September 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I'm not a fan of football, but do get into for internationals euros/world cup etc.
What? You have to resign to do that? I missed that memo!
August 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What? You have to resign to do that? I missed that memo!
Fuck, and I can't stress this hard enough, off!
August 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Fuck, and I can't stress this hard enough, off!
I grew up on the stuff, living on a dairy farm! Also never had food poisoning, coincidence?
August 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I grew up on the stuff, living on a dairy farm! Also never had food poisoning, coincidence?
I don't have to fake it, my sense of smell is really non existent!
August 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I don't have to fake it, my sense of smell is really non existent!
Why wouldn't I own a German shepherd, they may be louder than other breeds but they are loyal and protective as well as being an endless supply of amusement!
July 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Why wouldn't I own a German shepherd, they may be louder than other breeds but they are loyal and protective as well as being an endless supply of amusement!
Try owning a German shepherd, they will bark at anything, someone walking past the house, birds in the garden, other animals or a rogue leaf falling! They're not unhappy, they think they are doing their job!
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Try owning a German shepherd, they will bark at anything, someone walking past the house, birds in the garden, other animals or a rogue leaf falling! They're not unhappy, they think they are doing their job!
A bit presumptuous of you to assume what I might call my local supermarkets!
July 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A bit presumptuous of you to assume what I might call my local supermarkets!
All I can say to this fess is don't wear shorts on the bike...
June 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
All I can say to this fess is don't wear shorts on the bike...