Give me guidance, wise one 🙏🏻
January 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Give me guidance, wise one 🙏🏻
If the hat fits, accessorize
January 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If the hat fits, accessorize
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
January 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
I've achieved regular manicures, currently working on hydrafacials
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I've achieved regular manicures, currently working on hydrafacials
Except for that 4% sub-Saharan Africa 😬
November 12, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Except for that 4% sub-Saharan Africa 😬
Another of my cousin's potatoes, Buddy. He doesn't walk so well any more and his time here is running short, but he loves going to Home Depot and Lowe's for pets and treats
November 10, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Another of my cousin's potatoes, Buddy. He doesn't walk so well any more and his time here is running short, but he loves going to Home Depot and Lowe's for pets and treats
Happy birthday, Marines. May your purple crayons taste extra grapey today
November 10, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Happy birthday, Marines. May your purple crayons taste extra grapey today
The hotel I'm staying at while visiting family is hosting a USMC birthday ball tonight and DEAR GOD I FEEL OLD
Even the NCOs look like they're 12. Now I know what my 1SGT felt like back in my Army days 😂
Even the NCOs look like they're 12. Now I know what my 1SGT felt like back in my Army days 😂
November 10, 2024 at 3:38 AM
The hotel I'm staying at while visiting family is hosting a USMC birthday ball tonight and DEAR GOD I FEEL OLD
Even the NCOs look like they're 12. Now I know what my 1SGT felt like back in my Army days 😂
Even the NCOs look like they're 12. Now I know what my 1SGT felt like back in my Army days 😂
I present to you this absolute potato, Honey (my cousin's)
November 10, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I present to you this absolute potato, Honey (my cousin's)
Finally back home. I is tired but now I have to deal with my boy who has been fucking off while I've been gone
September 28, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Finally back home. I is tired but now I have to deal with my boy who has been fucking off while I've been gone
Better to have one than to be one
September 21, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Better to have one than to be one
I've had worse views at work
September 15, 2023 at 11:08 PM
I've had worse views at work
Don't mind me, I'll just be over here with my sports bar
September 12, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Don't mind me, I'll just be over here with my sports bar