It's a weird thought that the CDC, that was a foremost authority on health information, can no longer be trusted.

He'd only clobber you if you were being particularly rude. I doubt he'd clobber you for not greeting someone you didn't know.

He's already being punished enough. He doesn't need to get constipation as well.

I don't think that the brain is supposed to come up on a chest X-ray.

It reads like an 8 year old lmao

Have you heard of the high elves?

But do they have nine livers?

Hate it when I fail the blood test 😔

Untagged, no less!

Yeah, you could. AI-generated content can't be copyrighted, so it'd be public domain. At worst, it would arguably legally-distinct knockoff, unless Roald Dahl decides to come back to life and pen a story about an Evil Wonka in the Walls.