T0PH3R
@t0ph3r.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Scientist. Scottish 🏴
Former Venter 💙
Former Venter 💙
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T0PH3R
@t0ph3r.bsky.social
· Feb 8
If I see that you have "vent refugee", or something to that effect, in your bio, there's a good chance that I'm gonna Follow you.
We've got to stick together because we've been through some shit. 💪
We've got to stick together because we've been through some shit. 💪
I don't understand why people go on holiday and get their hair cut when they're away.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I don't understand why people go on holiday and get their hair cut when they're away.
It's been nearly 3 weeks and I'm still getting fresh, new, hand foot and mouth blisters appearing on my hands and feet . . . WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING VIRUS VACATE MY BODY?!?!?! 🤬
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's been nearly 3 weeks and I'm still getting fresh, new, hand foot and mouth blisters appearing on my hands and feet . . . WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING VIRUS VACATE MY BODY?!?!?! 🤬
You know it's gonna be a bad day when you lock your locker key in the locker before the start of your shift.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You know it's gonna be a bad day when you lock your locker key in the locker before the start of your shift.
Reposted by T0PH3R
people are fucking twats
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
people are fucking twats
I'd love to be able to play the piano, but I can't read music, and I'm as tone deaf as a teaspoon.
*sigh*
*sigh*
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'd love to be able to play the piano, but I can't read music, and I'm as tone deaf as a teaspoon.
*sigh*
*sigh*
"Only Fools and Horses" has got to be the biggest heap of shit on tv.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
"Only Fools and Horses" has got to be the biggest heap of shit on tv.
Lol I got blocked by what appears to be a nature account on here. No idea what I posted that offended them.
@thenorfolkcoast is the account that blocked me 🤣
@thenorfolkcoast is the account that blocked me 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Lol I got blocked by what appears to be a nature account on here. No idea what I posted that offended them.
@thenorfolkcoast is the account that blocked me 🤣
@thenorfolkcoast is the account that blocked me 🤣
I'm getting an extra night at home because the weather is too bad for the helicopters to fly! 🥳
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm getting an extra night at home because the weather is too bad for the helicopters to fly! 🥳
You ever wondered how many chefs were murdered/killed in medieval times because the kings royal food taster had an allergy 🤔
#SundayThoughts
#SundayThoughts
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
You ever wondered how many chefs were murdered/killed in medieval times because the kings royal food taster had an allergy 🤔
#SundayThoughts
#SundayThoughts
I've a fever. Send help please 🤒
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I've a fever. Send help please 🤒
Has anyone had, or their kids have had, hand foot and mouth??
My daughter appears to have come down with it 😔
My daughter appears to have come down with it 😔
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Has anyone had, or their kids have had, hand foot and mouth??
My daughter appears to have come down with it 😔
My daughter appears to have come down with it 😔
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃 👻 🎃 👻
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃 👻 🎃 👻
I've got an interview lined up for Friday . . . 😬
OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD. THE JOB THAT I REGRET NOT APPLYING FOR 2 YEARS AGO HAS JUST BECOME AVAILABLE.
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I've got an interview lined up for Friday . . . 😬
Anyone else started using the new Vent replacement called Moods?? 🙂
It's pretty good but still in the early stages of development. One of the guys who created it also worked for Vent for 8 years!!
It's pretty good but still in the early stages of development. One of the guys who created it also worked for Vent for 8 years!!
October 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Anyone else started using the new Vent replacement called Moods?? 🙂
It's pretty good but still in the early stages of development. One of the guys who created it also worked for Vent for 8 years!!
It's pretty good but still in the early stages of development. One of the guys who created it also worked for Vent for 8 years!!
The sewage pipe has burst. It fucking stinks. Pray for me.
October 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The sewage pipe has burst. It fucking stinks. Pray for me.
Bloody hell, Hayley Williams had a good time shitposting on Instagram last night 😂
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Bloody hell, Hayley Williams had a good time shitposting on Instagram last night 😂
12 hours of work to go . . . until the next shift starts tomorrow 🙃
October 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
12 hours of work to go . . . until the next shift starts tomorrow 🙃
Skittles - Taste the rainbow.
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Skittles - Taste the rainbow.
Do you ever just blurt out "oh fuck off" when you get a notification saying that someone has messaged you? 😅
Disclaimer: this isn't based on anyone on here messaging me! 😅 Y'all are sound.
Disclaimer: this isn't based on anyone on here messaging me! 😅 Y'all are sound.
October 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Do you ever just blurt out "oh fuck off" when you get a notification saying that someone has messaged you? 😅
Disclaimer: this isn't based on anyone on here messaging me! 😅 Y'all are sound.
Disclaimer: this isn't based on anyone on here messaging me! 😅 Y'all are sound.
If you send a shittagram first thing in the morning, where it becomes evident that you've become confused or been told the wrong information, expect a backlash . . . . because I WILL NOT accept you sending shitty emails when I've done nothing wrong.
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
If you send a shittagram first thing in the morning, where it becomes evident that you've become confused or been told the wrong information, expect a backlash . . . . because I WILL NOT accept you sending shitty emails when I've done nothing wrong.
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down
YouTube video by TheRedJumpsuitApVEVO
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October 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I still think it's wild that Kim Kardashian was in a Fall Out Boy video with a bunch of chimps. 🐒
October 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I still think it's wild that Kim Kardashian was in a Fall Out Boy video with a bunch of chimps. 🐒
