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t0asters.bsky.social
@t0asters.bsky.social
Any establishment I’ve been is for 20+ minutes has seen my holes
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
My face and body are ai slop
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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Let’s put our heads together, and start a new country up.
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 AM
The Bible is so interesting if you’re dumb as fuck
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’m just like Faye Valentine
February 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Vol. 3: the subliminal verses is suchhhhh a good album
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
If you don’t like avenged sevenfold, it’s a skill issue
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I listen to Bob Dylan only for clout and so that I can sound better than him when I sing along
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Talking to my coworkers makes me feel like such a boot licking cog. Just do your work and shut up
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
You ever say happy birthday to someone and everyone starts copying you for clout? 😭😭 Originality is dead
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Every day it feels like the members of Trump’s cabinet are in a competition to win “who can be the worst person alive”
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Told Meg to watch cowboy bebop but she decided to rewatch euphoria instead?

That’s not my sister. That’s my enemy.
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Gonna do jumping jacks
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Today is gonna be a good day now that I know Tiger Woods’ son, Charlie, committed to Florida State for golf
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I wish I had the death note. I promise I would be so responsible
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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GOP: we are going to monomaniacally pursue our policy agenda, no matter how unpopular it is with the general public

Dems: we are going to triangulate on policy forever, lest we bee seen as too liberal by people who will never vote for us in the first place
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I feel like people are just consuming recent news like it’s tabloid gossip. I really don’t see enough people throwing up in the streets over what we know from the Epstein files
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Fresca is the shit
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Putting the dishes directly in the dishwasher is so much more efficient
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I wonder if I ever had impulse control
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Kind of embarrassed to have developed such a strong opinion on Diet Coke vs Coke Zero
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Digital art is awesome cause there’s just undo buttons and hacks for everything. I don’t even have to be good at anything
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Having turkey and meatless hotdogs for the Super Bowl and they are both GARBAGE. I want the real deal, miscellaneous meat hot dogs.
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I love having a bf cause what if I didn’t have anyone to make a heron themed valentine for
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Living with my grandma has really solidified my choice not to have kids. Cause what do you mean I cooked you lunch but you’re gonna eat triscuits and cream cheese instead
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM