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Any establishment I’ve been is for 20+ minutes has seen my holes
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Any establishment I’ve been is for 20+ minutes has seen my holes
My face and body are ai slop
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 AM
My face and body are ai slop
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Let’s put our heads together, and start a new country up.
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Let’s put our heads together, and start a new country up.
The Bible is so interesting if you’re dumb as fuck
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The Bible is so interesting if you’re dumb as fuck
I’m just like Faye Valentine
February 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I’m just like Faye Valentine
Vol. 3: the subliminal verses is suchhhhh a good album
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Vol. 3: the subliminal verses is suchhhhh a good album
If you don’t like avenged sevenfold, it’s a skill issue
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
If you don’t like avenged sevenfold, it’s a skill issue
I listen to Bob Dylan only for clout and so that I can sound better than him when I sing along
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I listen to Bob Dylan only for clout and so that I can sound better than him when I sing along
Talking to my coworkers makes me feel like such a boot licking cog. Just do your work and shut up
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Talking to my coworkers makes me feel like such a boot licking cog. Just do your work and shut up
You ever say happy birthday to someone and everyone starts copying you for clout? 😭😭 Originality is dead
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
You ever say happy birthday to someone and everyone starts copying you for clout? 😭😭 Originality is dead
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Every day it feels like the members of Trump’s cabinet are in a competition to win “who can be the worst person alive”
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Every day it feels like the members of Trump’s cabinet are in a competition to win “who can be the worst person alive”
Told Meg to watch cowboy bebop but she decided to rewatch euphoria instead?
That’s not my sister. That’s my enemy.
That’s not my sister. That’s my enemy.
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Told Meg to watch cowboy bebop but she decided to rewatch euphoria instead?
That’s not my sister. That’s my enemy.
That’s not my sister. That’s my enemy.
Gonna do jumping jacks
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Gonna do jumping jacks
Today is gonna be a good day now that I know Tiger Woods’ son, Charlie, committed to Florida State for golf
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Today is gonna be a good day now that I know Tiger Woods’ son, Charlie, committed to Florida State for golf
I wish I had the death note. I promise I would be so responsible
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I wish I had the death note. I promise I would be so responsible
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GOP: we are going to monomaniacally pursue our policy agenda, no matter how unpopular it is with the general public
Dems: we are going to triangulate on policy forever, lest we bee seen as too liberal by people who will never vote for us in the first place
Dems: we are going to triangulate on policy forever, lest we bee seen as too liberal by people who will never vote for us in the first place
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
GOP: we are going to monomaniacally pursue our policy agenda, no matter how unpopular it is with the general public
Dems: we are going to triangulate on policy forever, lest we bee seen as too liberal by people who will never vote for us in the first place
Dems: we are going to triangulate on policy forever, lest we bee seen as too liberal by people who will never vote for us in the first place
I feel like people are just consuming recent news like it’s tabloid gossip. I really don’t see enough people throwing up in the streets over what we know from the Epstein files
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I feel like people are just consuming recent news like it’s tabloid gossip. I really don’t see enough people throwing up in the streets over what we know from the Epstein files
Fresca is the shit
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Fresca is the shit
Putting the dishes directly in the dishwasher is so much more efficient
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Putting the dishes directly in the dishwasher is so much more efficient
I wonder if I ever had impulse control
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I wonder if I ever had impulse control
Kind of embarrassed to have developed such a strong opinion on Diet Coke vs Coke Zero
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Kind of embarrassed to have developed such a strong opinion on Diet Coke vs Coke Zero
Digital art is awesome cause there’s just undo buttons and hacks for everything. I don’t even have to be good at anything
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Digital art is awesome cause there’s just undo buttons and hacks for everything. I don’t even have to be good at anything
Having turkey and meatless hotdogs for the Super Bowl and they are both GARBAGE. I want the real deal, miscellaneous meat hot dogs.
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Having turkey and meatless hotdogs for the Super Bowl and they are both GARBAGE. I want the real deal, miscellaneous meat hot dogs.
I love having a bf cause what if I didn’t have anyone to make a heron themed valentine for
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I love having a bf cause what if I didn’t have anyone to make a heron themed valentine for
Living with my grandma has really solidified my choice not to have kids. Cause what do you mean I cooked you lunch but you’re gonna eat triscuits and cream cheese instead
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Living with my grandma has really solidified my choice not to have kids. Cause what do you mean I cooked you lunch but you’re gonna eat triscuits and cream cheese instead