~Torc~
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Any time someone makes their own fingerless gloves, they also make a nice set of palmless finger gloves
July 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Any time someone makes their own fingerless gloves, they also make a nice set of palmless finger gloves
I want a contrabass groan stick
June 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I want a contrabass groan stick
If a giraffe poops over water, does the splash still touch their butthole?
May 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If a giraffe poops over water, does the splash still touch their butthole?
My toxic trait is leaning into my partners menty-bs so I can finally feel something
May 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My toxic trait is leaning into my partners menty-bs so I can finally feel something
Convincing my partner to bully my mother to assert dominance, it'd do them both good anyway.
May 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Convincing my partner to bully my mother to assert dominance, it'd do them both good anyway.
Going to start practising those bagpipes I bought while winescrolling ebay so the neighbours are less bothered by the autistic screeching from my partner and I
May 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Going to start practising those bagpipes I bought while winescrolling ebay so the neighbours are less bothered by the autistic screeching from my partner and I
Wearing a prosthetic pregnancy belly to hold my phone up, snack, and drink beer all at the same time.
April 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Wearing a prosthetic pregnancy belly to hold my phone up, snack, and drink beer all at the same time.
Your ability to not piss yourself is directly proportional to the number of teeth you have, throughout your life.
April 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Your ability to not piss yourself is directly proportional to the number of teeth you have, throughout your life.
Not to brag, but I'm circlip fortified ✨💪
April 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Not to brag, but I'm circlip fortified ✨💪
We're considering getting surgically conjoined to save on gym fees
April 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We're considering getting surgically conjoined to save on gym fees
Mountain Dew doesn't deserve that name
April 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Mountain Dew doesn't deserve that name
I want My Sharona but entirely done with Banjo Kazooie sounds
April 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I want My Sharona but entirely done with Banjo Kazooie sounds
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gotta dash, important meeting
February 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
gotta dash, important meeting