TheHeavyMetalCowboy
@t-h-m-c.bsky.social
((18+, Foul Mouthed Cowboy))
If tomatoes are a fruit does that mean ketchup is jelly?
Twitch?: https://twitch.tv/TheHeavyMetalCowboy
(M, 2?, Hell, MI)
If tomatoes are a fruit does that mean ketchup is jelly?
Twitch?: https://twitch.tv/TheHeavyMetalCowboy
(M, 2?, Hell, MI)
You know I've always said playing League of Legends would give you cancer.
Turns out I was right. Luckily it's just Basal Cell.
Turns out I was right. Luckily it's just Basal Cell.
January 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
You know I've always said playing League of Legends would give you cancer.
Turns out I was right. Luckily it's just Basal Cell.
Turns out I was right. Luckily it's just Basal Cell.
For those thinking the Discord AI Survey will change their minds remember the Mobile Update and how they responded. I doubt the Survey will change their minds but ill be happy to be proven wrong.
January 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
For those thinking the Discord AI Survey will change their minds remember the Mobile Update and how they responded. I doubt the Survey will change their minds but ill be happy to be proven wrong.
Damn, Oko is huge
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Damn, Oko is huge
I hate the acronym FAST when it comes to strokes.
I'm not going through the other letters. Your face starts drooping out of no where I'm calling an ambulance. We can go through the other signs when they're in route.
I'm not going through the other letters. Your face starts drooping out of no where I'm calling an ambulance. We can go through the other signs when they're in route.
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I hate the acronym FAST when it comes to strokes.
I'm not going through the other letters. Your face starts drooping out of no where I'm calling an ambulance. We can go through the other signs when they're in route.
I'm not going through the other letters. Your face starts drooping out of no where I'm calling an ambulance. We can go through the other signs when they're in route.
Sex is good and all, but how bout cuddling and listening to your favorite artists?
Maybe falling asleep in that embrace?
Maybe falling asleep in that embrace?
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Sex is good and all, but how bout cuddling and listening to your favorite artists?
Maybe falling asleep in that embrace?
Maybe falling asleep in that embrace?
1983:
IRA US Gun Runners: The CIA were involved!
CIA: no we're not!
IRA US Gun Runners: Well unfortunately it's on you to prove you're not, not us. And you haven't proved anything except say Nuh Uh.
1985:
Iran-Contra Affair.
IRA US Gun Runners: The CIA were involved!
CIA: no we're not!
IRA US Gun Runners: Well unfortunately it's on you to prove you're not, not us. And you haven't proved anything except say Nuh Uh.
1985:
Iran-Contra Affair.
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
1983:
IRA US Gun Runners: The CIA were involved!
CIA: no we're not!
IRA US Gun Runners: Well unfortunately it's on you to prove you're not, not us. And you haven't proved anything except say Nuh Uh.
1985:
Iran-Contra Affair.
IRA US Gun Runners: The CIA were involved!
CIA: no we're not!
IRA US Gun Runners: Well unfortunately it's on you to prove you're not, not us. And you haven't proved anything except say Nuh Uh.
1985:
Iran-Contra Affair.
I fell into the rabbit hole of wetshaving and now I can't get out.
Only issue is I'm allergic to Lanolin so I have to be careful with what soaps I use. Good thing I picked up some Omnibus Base Barrister and Man soaps.
Samhain is fucking divine, and I generally don't like Pumpkin Spice.
Only issue is I'm allergic to Lanolin so I have to be careful with what soaps I use. Good thing I picked up some Omnibus Base Barrister and Man soaps.
Samhain is fucking divine, and I generally don't like Pumpkin Spice.
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I fell into the rabbit hole of wetshaving and now I can't get out.
Only issue is I'm allergic to Lanolin so I have to be careful with what soaps I use. Good thing I picked up some Omnibus Base Barrister and Man soaps.
Samhain is fucking divine, and I generally don't like Pumpkin Spice.
Only issue is I'm allergic to Lanolin so I have to be careful with what soaps I use. Good thing I picked up some Omnibus Base Barrister and Man soaps.
Samhain is fucking divine, and I generally don't like Pumpkin Spice.
Watching the SA vs OKC basketball game today and I habe some notes.
That was the most obvious dive I've ever seen. Didn't realize NBA refs were Zebras.
The Ledger sponsor on the Spurs jerseys look like a fucking name tag.
That was the most obvious dive I've ever seen. Didn't realize NBA refs were Zebras.
The Ledger sponsor on the Spurs jerseys look like a fucking name tag.
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Watching the SA vs OKC basketball game today and I habe some notes.
That was the most obvious dive I've ever seen. Didn't realize NBA refs were Zebras.
The Ledger sponsor on the Spurs jerseys look like a fucking name tag.
That was the most obvious dive I've ever seen. Didn't realize NBA refs were Zebras.
The Ledger sponsor on the Spurs jerseys look like a fucking name tag.
For the longest time I thought I was Ace and then I got with my current partner. No I'm just a demisexualslut.
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
For the longest time I thought I was Ace and then I got with my current partner. No I'm just a demisexualslut.
Bears with heart and knee issues shouldn't be out shoveling driveways, yet here we are.
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bears with heart and knee issues shouldn't be out shoveling driveways, yet here we are.
I'm about to make a day trip up to Keego Bay Michigan tomorrow and make a calm but firm request to see where the fuck my package is.
Where's my God Damn package USPS?
Where's my God Damn package USPS?
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm about to make a day trip up to Keego Bay Michigan tomorrow and make a calm but firm request to see where the fuck my package is.
Where's my God Damn package USPS?
Where's my God Damn package USPS?
Is the Mechwarrior Online in game store unfucked and actually showing sales or is it still fucked because it's PGI? I can't even send a bug report to the god damn email address listed on their website.
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Is the Mechwarrior Online in game store unfucked and actually showing sales or is it still fucked because it's PGI? I can't even send a bug report to the god damn email address listed on their website.
Finally after beating this gauntlet the only thing standing in my way from being champion is this tall blonde woman. Surely nothing bad will ha-...why do i hear piano music?
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Finally after beating this gauntlet the only thing standing in my way from being champion is this tall blonde woman. Surely nothing bad will ha-...why do i hear piano music?
I once made a joke about being fat in a store and someone from the other aisle came over to give me shit.
My partner can use my shirt comfortably as a god damn blanket and I was still given shit.
Y'all ever heard the song Mr. Five by Five? That's me! Well the height not so much.
My partner can use my shirt comfortably as a god damn blanket and I was still given shit.
Y'all ever heard the song Mr. Five by Five? That's me! Well the height not so much.
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I once made a joke about being fat in a store and someone from the other aisle came over to give me shit.
My partner can use my shirt comfortably as a god damn blanket and I was still given shit.
Y'all ever heard the song Mr. Five by Five? That's me! Well the height not so much.
My partner can use my shirt comfortably as a god damn blanket and I was still given shit.
Y'all ever heard the song Mr. Five by Five? That's me! Well the height not so much.
JK Rowling is a waste of a rib
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
JK Rowling is a waste of a rib
OSU vs U-M has to be one of the most interesting rivalries in sports.
Ohio and Michigan almost went to War over The Toledo Strip. Like, literal war. It's why MI has the tip of Wisconsin. That anger carried over into the original game.
Ohio and Michigan almost went to War over The Toledo Strip. Like, literal war. It's why MI has the tip of Wisconsin. That anger carried over into the original game.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
OSU vs U-M has to be one of the most interesting rivalries in sports.
Ohio and Michigan almost went to War over The Toledo Strip. Like, literal war. It's why MI has the tip of Wisconsin. That anger carried over into the original game.
Ohio and Michigan almost went to War over The Toledo Strip. Like, literal war. It's why MI has the tip of Wisconsin. That anger carried over into the original game.
The reason why JD Vance hates turkey is because he prefers uphoultry.
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The reason why JD Vance hates turkey is because he prefers uphoultry.
So you mean to tell me that once again Xbox is raising the prices on their consoles siting the prices of Ram skyrocketing due to AI, yet Microsoft invested millions into AI?
Aren't they directly contributing to the problem?
Fuck it. I'm selling my Series X and buying the GabeCube.
Aren't they directly contributing to the problem?
Fuck it. I'm selling my Series X and buying the GabeCube.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So you mean to tell me that once again Xbox is raising the prices on their consoles siting the prices of Ram skyrocketing due to AI, yet Microsoft invested millions into AI?
Aren't they directly contributing to the problem?
Fuck it. I'm selling my Series X and buying the GabeCube.
Aren't they directly contributing to the problem?
Fuck it. I'm selling my Series X and buying the GabeCube.
I'm sitting here wondering why I can't see jack shit then I remembered. I'm not wearing my glasses.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I'm sitting here wondering why I can't see jack shit then I remembered. I'm not wearing my glasses.
Bowlero bowling centers sucks more dick than I do.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bowlero bowling centers sucks more dick than I do.
A lot of people don't realize you can't just yank out a catheter.
There's a balloon at the end of that. I'd much rather have my dick in the vacuum. Give me the condom.
There's a balloon at the end of that. I'd much rather have my dick in the vacuum. Give me the condom.
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
A lot of people don't realize you can't just yank out a catheter.
There's a balloon at the end of that. I'd much rather have my dick in the vacuum. Give me the condom.
There's a balloon at the end of that. I'd much rather have my dick in the vacuum. Give me the condom.
I've had the same damn lock screen photo for three years.
I'm not changing it.
I'm not changing it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I've had the same damn lock screen photo for three years.
I'm not changing it.
I'm not changing it.
Any companies using AI for phone calls or ordering should be gone after for ADA violations.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Any companies using AI for phone calls or ordering should be gone after for ADA violations.
My Sleep Paralysis Demon has stopped trying to scare me and is now just showing me bad League plays.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My Sleep Paralysis Demon has stopped trying to scare me and is now just showing me bad League plays.