Allen
t-allen.bsky.social
Allen
@t-allen.bsky.social
Statistician. Metastatic Breast Cancer research. #Vol. Here to learn, network and laugh. https://haslam.utk.edu/people/profile/t-allen-pannell/
Hey Frodo, can the Elves bring you back to help us? Returning to a King was good for Middle Earth, but not America, now we’d prefer a Constitutional Republic. There’s lots of gold to throw in Mount Doom, some of is shaped like a toilet. I promise we won’t call you Lord of the Toilet though. 🔥🌋🚽
August 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
June 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Getting ready.
June 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
They’re eating their own (no dogs and cats are being hurt)
June 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Land of Hope and Dreams
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
www.youtube.com
May 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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At 4pm-5pm on Thursday 15th May, I'm giving an in person introduction to causal diagrams for social scientists.

Come along if you haven't already heard me speak on the topic. I am hoping to go for food and drinks afterwards.

cc @srmleeds.bsky.social @lssi.bsky.social @whiteroseuc.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Also, the Dow hitting 50,000 in 4 years when his term started at 44,000 would be an average of 3%/year. You'd do better with bonds
April 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Matt, a former student of mine and current bartender of mine charged me double on my Jack Daniels last night. He called it a reciprocal tariff. He said he had spent more on tuition than I had spent on Jack Daniels. 🥃
April 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If an email goes to every government employee how many have to hit “reply all” turn knock the whole system offline? 😉😳
February 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We need Arlo Guthrie to make this a song, in the meantime if all post these words it might become a movement
February 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@kertviele.bsky.social good to see you over here from X. I learned a lot from you over there.
February 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The American flag. steveschmidt.substack.com
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Executive Orders were bad governance. Oh wait, that was when the black guy was President. From CNN.
January 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is fantastic
The Irish Health Research Board will soon enough open the next DIFA call. Here are a few thoughts on trial design for potential applicants. Happy to chat as needed.

statsepi.substack.com/p/some-point...
Some points on trial design
In advance of the upcoming HRB DIFA call
statsepi.substack.com
January 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Teaching my first class of the semester today. I love to stand and deliver, but the snow means I have to sit and Zoom. Still fired up.
January 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Happy new year. You can now find 80+ of my colleagues at @ucc.bsky.social in this starter pack. Lots of really smart people working in lots of important areas. And me.

go.bsky.app/CytFGSt
January 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Heading to Columbus to kick some Buckeye butt.
December 20, 2024 at 4:51 PM
December 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
@ccortimd.bsky.social is your poster available online? Thanks
December 13, 2024 at 10:50 PM
@stage4kelly.bsky.social Hey Kelly, have a great conference. If you see posters on Lord or Comet, the DCIS monitoring trials, send me a pic if you would.
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 PM
@sabcs.bsky.social any updates on Lord and Comet for DCIS?
December 11, 2024 at 1:54 AM