Trump protects Ukraine like he protects women
August 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trump protects Ukraine like he protects women
... done as a standup marathon by a Mel Brooks wannabe! Best since Tom Green
August 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
... done as a standup marathon by a Mel Brooks wannabe! Best since Tom Green
If you're not at the table, you're on the menu
July 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If you're not at the table, you're on the menu
They are just following the way of the future
July 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They are just following the way of the future
More like "Death, the destroyer of worlds" wannabe
June 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
More like "Death, the destroyer of worlds" wannabe
Thank you for drawing this to our attention. I evoked "prayerful language" from my lips
June 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Thank you for drawing this to our attention. I evoked "prayerful language" from my lips
The irony is staggering
June 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The irony is staggering
There goes the Nobel prize.
June 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
There goes the Nobel prize.
Oo! You mean on those new flagpoles?
June 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oo! You mean on those new flagpoles?
Time is an illusion. I wish Trump were.
June 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Time is an illusion. I wish Trump were.
Merge Tesla with SpaceX ... launch cybertrucks like strings of firecrackers
June 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Merge Tesla with SpaceX ... launch cybertrucks like strings of firecrackers
A chameleon on a plaid shirt is more decisive.
June 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A chameleon on a plaid shirt is more decisive.
Trump is behaving like a chameleon on a plaid shirt. Two weeks to make a pressure decision?!?
June 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump is behaving like a chameleon on a plaid shirt. Two weeks to make a pressure decision?!?
I think he might have pinched his catheter.
June 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I think he might have pinched his catheter.
Since Trump's words are being scrubbed from the official record, who's to say a palace coup hasn't already taken place?
May 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Since Trump's words are being scrubbed from the official record, who's to say a palace coup hasn't already taken place?
Is Trump even there anymore? His words are being withdrawn from circulation.
May 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Is Trump even there anymore? His words are being withdrawn from circulation.
How would we know if Trump were dead or incapable? What if all this is an expression of a cheap AI?
May 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
How would we know if Trump were dead or incapable? What if all this is an expression of a cheap AI?
unless you have an iodine allergy, in which case its hell
May 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
unless you have an iodine allergy, in which case its hell