SZinPA
szinpa.bsky.social
SZinPA
@szinpa.bsky.social
I tell people they're dressed inappropriately and don't let them go to the bathroom.

@SZinPA across most platforms
It's like going to Target:
1. your list is a waste of paper and ink
2. the Target gods will tell you what you need and no it doesn't matter that all you came for was mascara and dog food
3. you're gonna spend $200 and forget the dog food
June 5, 2023 at 1:50 AM
This is why we can't have nice things
May 25, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Early Thursday morning someone abandoned this whole entire boat on the street in front of our high school
May 21, 2023 at 4:58 PM
I'm calling dibs on blashphemers
May 16, 2023 at 11:01 PM
"This is my wga strike shirt"
May 14, 2023 at 9:30 PM
I'm a school librarian!
May 13, 2023 at 11:44 PM