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syzygetic.bsky.social
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@syzygetic.bsky.social
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Syz. They/them. Grown. Eng& Esp ok. Have you watched Great Men Academy yet.
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Had a Current Events nightmare last night that my brain turned into a sex dream about the Siembra Info Guy. Interesting Cope happening.
Screenshot of an Instagram reel with the person (with a moustache, big glasses, medium length soft curly hair, and a Siembra NC hat on) who is always on Instagram giving us updates about the current immigration raids in North Carolina.
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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incredible burn
screenshot from head 2 head where one character is yelling inside another character's car window to "tell your dad to put his son back in his balls"
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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exQUEEZE me???? this shit is bonko zonks. i saw the fingers-in-the-mouth shot in the preview or the intro or something, but i did not expect the context to be...what it is. i love cinema.
screenshot from punks triangle where ae sticks his fingers down chiaki's throat to help him throw up from drinking too much, but then chiaki just starts fellating them. they still haven't kissed yet btw.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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now THIS is what i am TALKIN about
screenshot from punk's triangle where AE, the hot model, is smoking moodily on his balcony. the caption reads "but for some reason, i also want to completely shatter that innocence."
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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get your hot topic ass in there and do a line with these nice matrons
some nice women smiling and dancing, cheersing, at the club punk kid losing his fucking shit about tha club
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I mean i dont have it under the spray! It might get a bit misty but like
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Think I'm ok though bc mine says Mfg:SPE which is probably not an acronym for ohm labs
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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this is such a fucking look
screenshot of lava from that summer wearing a tshirt full of holes. the tshirt reads "grandpa is my name, SPOILING is my game"
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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There's a LOT i would do differently if i was starting over, but it's honestly a lot better than i expected
Front side, purply blue with swirly designs Back side, shiny with a swirl o glitter LIT UP guys in the dark Me holding them both, in front of my open pantry
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I finished two of these today and realized i didn't take many pics between the prev post and now, whoops. I let my 8yo draw and etch the design, then i made the silicone mold (pictured here), poured the epoxy, sanded the edges and holes, installed the light, and tied in the tassles.
Silicone mold chilling on a counter in some Tupperware, a huge hunk of clay tossed in once corner to take up volume so i didn't have to make more goo. The underside of that mold, with the detail on the surface of the shin kal.
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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akinator has gotten some WILDLY rare side characters in niche things ive cared about. i just tested it again and it still has the sauce
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Gonna document my steps. No idea how well any of this will work, but I'm having fun, monster clay is SUCH a smooth, firm texture. Really fun to work with.
Picture of my shin kal master object, made from monster clay, sitting on a plate, alongside some clay scraps and a pumpkin carving tool i used a lot.
October 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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jkfgslngfm lava's like "ughhhhh you were looking so submissive and breedable, though, i HAD to kiss you??? what's not computing??!!"
screenshot from that summer where lava is saying "you looked that scared and stiff" scene continued, "what was i supposed to do?"
October 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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oh no i am hunched over, holding lava in my cupped hands and chittering to him, hopping maniacally from foot to foot. ohhhhh my god i'm obsessed
screenshot of that summer where lava is looking like a sad puppy dog, asking wave "does anyone love me?"
October 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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i LOVE cinema
screenshot of ep 3 of that summer. wave is lathering lava's back with sunscreen, and lava is asking him, after just having told him he is into men, "Do amnesia people remember their sexual preference?"
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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in this moment i AM Jet
screenshot of ep 6 of khemjira, where nammon is wearing the flimsiest tiniest tshirt imaginable, and acting like a catty bitch to master paran, indicating that they have some kind of enemy history siutation screenshot of the next shot, where jet is hiding on some stairs, face rapturous with the joy of picking up on some major drama vibes
October 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Me too!
October 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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OHO mix is watching!!!
September 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Trying to plan travel over the anniversary of Helene is giving me so much anxiety lmao. Get these bitches out of here!!!!
Pic from NC Weather Authority showing the cones of possibility for humberto and imelda brewing in the atlantic
September 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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This is so fucking crazy, i expected like at LEAST hundreds.
Screenshot showing that the Decameron only has 7 works on ao3
September 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Got this at a place called Food Matters. I like Greek yogurt better with other things, like as a savory sauce/condiment component than on its own, but i like vanilla so i gave this a shot. A lil too sweet for me, more sugar than vanilla flavor happening. Nice texture though, especially for greek.
Nounós vanilla bean yogurt. I am gonna go learn what A2 milk means. Also i got to enjoy this on a cabin porch by the French Broad, which was a pretty chill experience Top view
September 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I don't give a shit about NYT opinions these days, but I did decide to try their #1 first. My Wegmans didn't have plain, so I went for the mango passionfruit. I normally don't like fruit in my yogurt, but that's bc the lumps are a hellish texture to me. this shit was BLENDED though, and smooth af.
closeup of a little jar of la fermiere yogurt, with a white cat prowling behind it, hoping in vain that it is for him same yogurt, out of its packaging, you can see how thick that shit is, and the nice layer of mango passionfruit puree at the bottom
September 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Rude but true
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September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I've been going down a rabbit hole here how the fuck is she getting any kind of book deal again or like. Showing her face anywhere
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September 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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mix i am laid low
black and white portrait of mix sahaphap wearing a button up shirt and jacket, unbuttoned so you can see his chest and a delicate chain resting against the base of his throat. he has an earring to match, and he is looking off to the left, his hair swept back but falling in his face by the corner of his eye. he is so angelic and beautiful i do not even know how to describe it. one arm does look like it is reaching out a bit so i would have guessed it was a selfie if his instagram post hadn't credited earth for the pic. so he is probably touching him.
August 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM