syzm1k
@syzm1k.bsky.social
counselling you to commit lèse-majesté
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this is because cons in AB are a multi-faction coalition
everything is shakespeare with these people
trust no one
they all lie
also this is fkn rage bait lmaoo
everything is shakespeare with these people
trust no one
they all lie
also this is fkn rage bait lmaoo
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
this is because cons in AB are a multi-faction coalition
everything is shakespeare with these people
trust no one
they all lie
also this is fkn rage bait lmaoo
everything is shakespeare with these people
trust no one
they all lie
also this is fkn rage bait lmaoo
the security guard was busy harassing an indigenous couple and missed this guy
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
the security guard was busy harassing an indigenous couple and missed this guy
between 14-88 is a better way to write tens of ppl imo
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
between 14-88 is a better way to write tens of ppl imo
this is good news for progressives
pee pee wee trump was only popular because his base hated trudeau and thats cause theyre all self loathing in the closet and wanted to ‘fuck’ him - i saw a lot of stickers proclaiming such things
pee pee wee trump was only popular because his base hated trudeau and thats cause theyre all self loathing in the closet and wanted to ‘fuck’ him - i saw a lot of stickers proclaiming such things
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 PM
this is good news for progressives
pee pee wee trump was only popular because his base hated trudeau and thats cause theyre all self loathing in the closet and wanted to ‘fuck’ him - i saw a lot of stickers proclaiming such things
pee pee wee trump was only popular because his base hated trudeau and thats cause theyre all self loathing in the closet and wanted to ‘fuck’ him - i saw a lot of stickers proclaiming such things
after firing my ‘weapon’ during a consensual bedroom encounter (they were NOT incapacitated however) i also experienced ‘a bit of a rush', so per instructions i attempted to ‘empty my clip’, however, only air came out and i did not get to brag about it
quite the opposite :(
quite the opposite :(
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
after firing my ‘weapon’ during a consensual bedroom encounter (they were NOT incapacitated however) i also experienced ‘a bit of a rush', so per instructions i attempted to ‘empty my clip’, however, only air came out and i did not get to brag about it
quite the opposite :(
quite the opposite :(
maple maga is having a tough time with this one
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 PM
maple maga is having a tough time with this one
speaking english is clearly the problem
January 24, 2026 at 2:39 AM
speaking english is clearly the problem
join us for the 51st or 1st rally in alberta!!
January 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
join us for the 51st or 1st rally in alberta!!
cannot wait for batman to have pronouns so gay icon benny johnson freaks out
January 22, 2026 at 7:49 PM
cannot wait for batman to have pronouns so gay icon benny johnson freaks out
what does this do for my stockpile of ivermectin
January 22, 2026 at 5:25 PM
what does this do for my stockpile of ivermectin
gay icon benny johnson
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
gay icon benny johnson
gay icon benny johnson
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 PM
gay icon benny johnson
gay icon benny johnson
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 PM
gay icon benny johnson
gay icon benny johnson
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
gay icon benny johnson
gay icon benny johnson
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
gay icon benny johnson
gay icon benny johnson
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
gay icon benny johnson
gay icon benny johnson should be reporting on this as he’s obsessed with these EXACT types of coverups coming from the office of the president
January 22, 2026 at 4:35 PM
gay icon benny johnson should be reporting on this as he’s obsessed with these EXACT types of coverups coming from the office of the president
could you even IMAGINE the horrors those people would be facing if they had elected a DEMOCRAT?!
January 22, 2026 at 4:04 PM
could you even IMAGINE the horrors those people would be facing if they had elected a DEMOCRAT?!
could you IMAGINE the horrors those farmers would be facing if they had elected a DEMOCRAT?!
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
could you IMAGINE the horrors those farmers would be facing if they had elected a DEMOCRAT?!