glow stick juice
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Ok fine. I’ll play undertale
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Ok fine. I’ll play undertale
My professor loves to add lore to our economic questions. There will be a random paragraph explaining the situation of the problem that doesn't give any important information, it's just there for fun.
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My professor loves to add lore to our economic questions. There will be a random paragraph explaining the situation of the problem that doesn't give any important information, it's just there for fun.
If you cut me, I hope you cry.
(I just cut an onion and my eyes are dying)
(I just cut an onion and my eyes are dying)
February 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you cut me, I hope you cry.
(I just cut an onion and my eyes are dying)
(I just cut an onion and my eyes are dying)
woah! - Crash Bandicoot
January 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
woah! - Crash Bandicoot
Just a typical midshit, looking for a guy who thinks I’m luckshit…. 😞
January 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Just a typical midshit, looking for a guy who thinks I’m luckshit…. 😞
It has been a couple of years since Trump first met the pope, and they have become very close. This visit was supposed to be like any other one; mostly diplomatic crap with very little personal time. But when Trump's plane landed in The Vatican, he knew this visit would be different.
January 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It has been a couple of years since Trump first met the pope, and they have become very close. This visit was supposed to be like any other one; mostly diplomatic crap with very little personal time. But when Trump's plane landed in The Vatican, he knew this visit would be different.
I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow
January 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow
yeah sure buddy, creed is good unironically
January 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
yeah sure buddy, creed is good unironically
a broken cock cums twice per day
January 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
a broken cock cums twice per day
An angel lost its wings
January 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
An angel lost its wings
there’s two wolfs inside you
they’re both autistic
they’re both autistic
January 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
there’s two wolfs inside you
they’re both autistic
they’re both autistic
Tums don’t actually help with heartburn, they’re just placebo. Someone just thought it would be funny to make people eat chalk
January 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Tums don’t actually help with heartburn, they’re just placebo. Someone just thought it would be funny to make people eat chalk
if I ever got kidnapped I hope it’s in one of those monster vans. think it would be fun
January 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
if I ever got kidnapped I hope it’s in one of those monster vans. think it would be fun
been loving the daily bible sermons my mom has been giving me against my will. almost always ends with her telling me I’m brainwashed
January 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
been loving the daily bible sermons my mom has been giving me against my will. almost always ends with her telling me I’m brainwashed
happy new year!!
I miss her
I miss her
January 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
happy new year!!
I miss her
I miss her
No better way to represent this show in game form
December 26, 2024 at 11:24 PM
No better way to represent this show in game form
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GDP means gross domestic penis
December 23, 2024 at 8:28 PM
GDP means gross domestic penis
American highways make me so anxious
December 23, 2024 at 2:40 AM
American highways make me so anxious
My tickets got upgraded to business class, I feel so special… I also now hate the poor for some reason?
December 22, 2024 at 11:47 PM
My tickets got upgraded to business class, I feel so special… I also now hate the poor for some reason?
the "woke" mob has apparently told santa i've been naughty.
jokes on them, all my sex toys run on coal
jokes on them, all my sex toys run on coal
December 22, 2024 at 2:56 AM
the "woke" mob has apparently told santa i've been naughty.
jokes on them, all my sex toys run on coal
jokes on them, all my sex toys run on coal
it makes me so happy seeing my childhood best friend do awesome shit with their life. so fucking proud of them
December 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
it makes me so happy seeing my childhood best friend do awesome shit with their life. so fucking proud of them
Currently on a support call with united airlines and they had to call air canada for information about my flight. air canada hung up on them and they don't know what to do now.
December 21, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Currently on a support call with united airlines and they had to call air canada for information about my flight. air canada hung up on them and they don't know what to do now.
i can't believe george did that to lennie 😢
December 21, 2024 at 4:15 PM
i can't believe george did that to lennie 😢