This whole political situation is triggering my childhood doomsday food hoarding instinct. I used to keep bottled water hidden under my bed to contribute to the family's emergency Armageddon storage. Today I bought bottled water again. Agh.

"You wouldn't be nearly as much fun if you were attractive" is a hell of a comment that I'm going to be chewing on for the rest of forever.

Is anyone else NOT a Twitter refugee? I never actually used it.