Hayden Stafford
@sysyphys.bsky.social
Avid D&D and TTRPG nerd
He/him
Newborn game dev
Voice actor
Married
Deeply unserious engineer
Anti-AI
He/him
Newborn game dev
Voice actor
Married
Deeply unserious engineer
Anti-AI
Pinned
Hayden Stafford
@sysyphys.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hello Bluesky! My name is Hayden, or SYSyphys on most platforms. I play tons of D&D, hate Twitter, and am an LGBT+ ally. Like many of you, I'm here because I ran from Twitter! Here's some art I had a friend make for my profile picture and the shot it was based on:
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November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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MAID STREAM!!!
Thank you @chamanthaplays.bsky.social for making this!!
But I will streaming it with my friends Cham, @sysyphys.bsky.social and Bandit!
#vtuber #stream #twitch
Thank you @chamanthaplays.bsky.social for making this!!
But I will streaming it with my friends Cham, @sysyphys.bsky.social and Bandit!
#vtuber #stream #twitch
September 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
MAID STREAM!!!
Thank you @chamanthaplays.bsky.social for making this!!
But I will streaming it with my friends Cham, @sysyphys.bsky.social and Bandit!
#vtuber #stream #twitch
Thank you @chamanthaplays.bsky.social for making this!!
But I will streaming it with my friends Cham, @sysyphys.bsky.social and Bandit!
#vtuber #stream #twitch
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episode 5, man...
August 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Fear-Eater: The Tax Collector
Elder True Name: Unknown
Essence Type: Wealth
Object Of Power: Withered Bundle of Barley
Lair: Abandoned Bank
End Goal: Settle All Debts
#horror #oc #digitalart
Elder True Name: Unknown
Essence Type: Wealth
Object Of Power: Withered Bundle of Barley
Lair: Abandoned Bank
End Goal: Settle All Debts
#horror #oc #digitalart
August 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fear-Eater: The Tax Collector
Elder True Name: Unknown
Essence Type: Wealth
Object Of Power: Withered Bundle of Barley
Lair: Abandoned Bank
End Goal: Settle All Debts
#horror #oc #digitalart
Elder True Name: Unknown
Essence Type: Wealth
Object Of Power: Withered Bundle of Barley
Lair: Abandoned Bank
End Goal: Settle All Debts
#horror #oc #digitalart
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did you know you can get both of our games right now for like 26 bucks?
June 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
did you know you can get both of our games right now for like 26 bucks?
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Finished my class work early last week and did this. All bow before the Beach King!
#cute #animals #digitalart #art
#cute #animals #digitalart #art
June 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Finished my class work early last week and did this. All bow before the Beach King!
#cute #animals #digitalart #art
#cute #animals #digitalart #art
It’s this part of gravity that always boggles my mind and amazes me
The Earth doesn’t “go around the Sun” the Earth goes in a straight line through an area of spacetime that bends around the Sun and I think that’s neat.
May 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s this part of gravity that always boggles my mind and amazes me
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People really will get freaked out by the ingredients list on a jug of oat milk and then think they're only eating one chemical when they grill a steak.
Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.
Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.
May 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
People really will get freaked out by the ingredients list on a jug of oat milk and then think they're only eating one chemical when they grill a steak.
Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.
Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.
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I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻
April 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻
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Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
April 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
I haven’t heard from this man since DDLC+ and he’s out here spitting facts
It's a tale of how the few remaining human survivors, in their own greed, overambition, and failure to learn from history, wiped themselves out in an attempt to return to the surface.
Then, their memories polluted the ocean and created Inklings. This is Splatoon 3's actual backstory written in-game
Then, their memories polluted the ocean and created Inklings. This is Splatoon 3's actual backstory written in-game
April 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I haven’t heard from this man since DDLC+ and he’s out here spitting facts
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March 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just got through the first couple acts of Scarlet Hollow. My god this game is bone chilling. I’ve never had a game disturb me this deeply.
@blacktabbygames.com what a wonderful job you’ve done. I cannot wait to play more so I can uncover the mysteries of this game.
@blacktabbygames.com what a wonderful job you’ve done. I cannot wait to play more so I can uncover the mysteries of this game.
March 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I just got through the first couple acts of Scarlet Hollow. My god this game is bone chilling. I’ve never had a game disturb me this deeply.
@blacktabbygames.com what a wonderful job you’ve done. I cannot wait to play more so I can uncover the mysteries of this game.
@blacktabbygames.com what a wonderful job you’ve done. I cannot wait to play more so I can uncover the mysteries of this game.
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March 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Sometimes I get very confused by the knowledge that I was a YouTuber before iPhones existed.
March 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Sometimes I get very confused by the knowledge that I was a YouTuber before iPhones existed.
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I’m begging game developers to take more risks in gaming. Give us cheesy, give us cringe, give us comedy, give us emotion. Give us all that you can. We can definitely tell when a developer puts their heart & soul into a game, but also doesn’t take things too seriously & makes sure it’s fun too. IJS!
March 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’m begging game developers to take more risks in gaming. Give us cheesy, give us cringe, give us comedy, give us emotion. Give us all that you can. We can definitely tell when a developer puts their heart & soul into a game, but also doesn’t take things too seriously & makes sure it’s fun too. IJS!
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Outer Wilds is a masterpiece
March 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Outer Wilds is a masterpiece
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
Friendly reminder to support local businesses. Go to a farmers market and eat at a local diner.
February 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Friendly reminder to support local businesses. Go to a farmers market and eat at a local diner.
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Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:
-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
🧵⬇️
February 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:
-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
🧵⬇️
-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
🧵⬇️
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
It is an undeniable fact now that if you buy a Tesla or use Twitter, you are supporting a Nazi and the spread of Nazi ideation. If possible, I plead that you stop immediately.
January 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It is an undeniable fact now that if you buy a Tesla or use Twitter, you are supporting a Nazi and the spread of Nazi ideation. If possible, I plead that you stop immediately.
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The Christians warned us about the antichrist for centuries. When he finally showed up they bought his tennis shoes and voted for him. His platform is 100% opposed to what Jesus said Christians have to do!
January 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Christians warned us about the antichrist for centuries. When he finally showed up they bought his tennis shoes and voted for him. His platform is 100% opposed to what Jesus said Christians have to do!
5 inches of snow in Louisiana today!
January 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
5 inches of snow in Louisiana today!
I absolutely will be using Bluesky’s video feature. Doubly so if TikTok gets banned (again) or bought. Yt shorts can’t keep up, reels is really bad, and twitter is hell on earth.
January 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I absolutely will be using Bluesky’s video feature. Doubly so if TikTok gets banned (again) or bought. Yt shorts can’t keep up, reels is really bad, and twitter is hell on earth.