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Just 3 days until #MaxHeadroom remake rewatch!
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
> But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage no mere ...
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Good morning
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Oh, #Apple.
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
> It's being reported that the Pentagon is authorizing military lawyers to serve as immigration judges

I'm getting pre-1989 Poland vibes.
September 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
#Nobel Peace Prize nomination can be submitted by "persons who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize" or meeting any of other criteria: www.nobelprize.org/nomination/p...

@barackobama.bsky.social Please nominate
@flavorflav.bsky.social for the Nobel Peace Prize!

He's good people. 🙏🕟
September 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
September 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@realtexaspaul.com If your Google searches are synced between devices - it's possible that your mobile Meta app is permitted to access search history. A lot of mobile apps demand this permission.
August 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
August 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@josephcox.bsky.social @jasonkoebler.bsky.social What's up with 404media's "Invalid handle"?
August 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
@github.com PRs are throwing HTTP 500s.
Update your status page!
August 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
YouTube auto subtitles for #SouthPark are awesome.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisa...
August 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
August 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Wow.
July 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In #SouthPark S27 premiere #Trump has the same voice as Saddam Hussein, same catchphrases, music in the first White House scene, and similar service ribbons on his suit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC3h...
July 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Balcony, laptop, catching up on some work, my befriended and already fed hooded crow calmly sits on a handrail. And for some reason - violently attacks midair 3 times bigger seagulls flying by.
And then returns to his guardian post.
July 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I have a hooded crow buddy which visits every day, loves beef, screams at me when given poultry, and once brought me a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses.
No camera but outside of using a drone able to carry and drop some payload, there's no way anyone could throw these glasses on my balcony window still.
July 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
July 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Spammers/scammers heaven bigger than Russia and China. Clients' data burning down with backups stored at the same location. No mains power switch, preventing firefighters from doing their job. Of > 400 emails from OVH subnets - not even a single legitimate one. Zero reaction to GDPR requests.
🖕 OVH
June 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Yay. Seems like #Cogent got their shit together after a few hours-long #routing #outage. No losses at the destination neither on v4 nor v6.
They switched LON-JFK to LON-LHR. No idea about the abbreviations apart from "LON".
Now I'm wondering what was the root cause - another undersea cable sabotage?
April 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Awww yeah. #Cogent routing #outage between Amsterdam and London looks like this for the better part of the day. Hard to even load websites from outside Europe due to timeouts. Can't log in to AWS nor GCP panels. Bluesky loads content in 50s or timeouts... Even Cogent's status page won't load...
April 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@github.com Stop lying! Problem persists after ca. 50 minutes!
Git Operations are still down for repos I can see on web

> Update - A brief problem with one of our database clusters caused intermittent errors around 07:05 UTC for a few minutes. Our systems have recovered and we continue to monitor.
April 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
@github.com be honest on the status page! Git operations aren't working for some 45 minutes now. HTTP 500 on your main page. Nothing's resolved! #github
April 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM