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The new "DEI" hire your coworkers are complaining about
Cat daddy of 2
🇵🇷🇬🇳🇺🇲
The new "DEI" hire your coworkers are complaining about
Cat daddy of 2
The "bachelor" title surely must lose some of its luster as you age. Like, having more time to focus on your own goals and interests sounds good on paper. But I imagine at a certain age, that just becomes cope for the fact that no man or woman wants to spend their day with you, let alone their life
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The "bachelor" title surely must lose some of its luster as you age. Like, having more time to focus on your own goals and interests sounds good on paper. But I imagine at a certain age, that just becomes cope for the fact that no man or woman wants to spend their day with you, let alone their life
I'd rather spend hours working on something and have it turn out to be shit than type in a few prompts and get some safe, regurgitated slop. Because I GAIN more with the former than the latter
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'd rather spend hours working on something and have it turn out to be shit than type in a few prompts and get some safe, regurgitated slop. Because I GAIN more with the former than the latter
Just now realizing two of my favorite characters from two of my favorites movies of all time... went to "The Festival" 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just now realizing two of my favorite characters from two of my favorites movies of all time... went to "The Festival" 🙃
You already know lmao
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You already know lmao
A good boy
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A good boy
Bethesda, have a seat, we gonna have a talk. Cuz where tf do you get off thinking you can say shit like this?
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bethesda, have a seat, we gonna have a talk. Cuz where tf do you get off thinking you can say shit like this?
I believe it's pronounced: "Cham-paggin"
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I believe it's pronounced: "Cham-paggin"
Leave it to a bunch of impotent white dudes to look at a cast with an actual sexual predator in it and be like "Who let all these women in here?? 😠"
October 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Leave it to a bunch of impotent white dudes to look at a cast with an actual sexual predator in it and be like "Who let all these women in here?? 😠"
Imagine the setting of "The Busy World of Richard Scarry" with the characters of "Dexter" or "Barry".
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Imagine the setting of "The Busy World of Richard Scarry" with the characters of "Dexter" or "Barry".
Ka-chow, indeed
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ka-chow, indeed
Roblox to Schlep:
August 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Roblox to Schlep:
Imma be real. I think the moment America started to circle the drain was when we were counting down the days until Mary-Kate & Ashley turned 18 🤢
August 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Imma be real. I think the moment America started to circle the drain was when we were counting down the days until Mary-Kate & Ashley turned 18 🤢
Fuck Iggy & Mr. Kirk, all my homies hate Iggy & Mr. Kirk 🖕🏾
Show your little Bible humper Gerbert, instead
Show your little Bible humper Gerbert, instead
August 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fuck Iggy & Mr. Kirk, all my homies hate Iggy & Mr. Kirk 🖕🏾
Show your little Bible humper Gerbert, instead
Show your little Bible humper Gerbert, instead
Dean Cain is Steve Seagal's Echo fighter
August 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Dean Cain is Steve Seagal's Echo fighter
Based Happy Gilmore reference
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Based Happy Gilmore reference
I'm officially a cat daddy
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I'm officially a cat daddy
Bro though we were finna applaud smh
July 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Bro though we were finna applaud smh
Easily in my top 5 favorite game endings ever
July 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Easily in my top 5 favorite game endings ever
July 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I see your Stripperella, and I'll raise you an El Superbeasto
July 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I see your Stripperella, and I'll raise you an El Superbeasto
I want a My Friendly Neighborhood animated series with Bill Burr as Gordon, and I want that shit YESTERDAY
July 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I want a My Friendly Neighborhood animated series with Bill Burr as Gordon, and I want that shit YESTERDAY
This movie will forever be a shrine to teenage boys (ages 13-16)
July 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This movie will forever be a shrine to teenage boys (ages 13-16)
