UPDATE 11:44 PT - Klang has been released from his assigned correctional facility, the warden citing overcrowding concerns. Quote - "He is simply too large. His square footage supersedes that of the entire grounds. We deal with those who violate state and federal law, not the square cube law."
April 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
UPDATE 11:44 PT - Klang has been released from his assigned correctional facility, the warden citing overcrowding concerns. Quote - "He is simply too large. His square footage supersedes that of the entire grounds. We deal with those who violate state and federal law, not the square cube law."
BREAKING: Local walking disaster "Klang the Dragon" has been arrested early this morning on 716 counts of petty theft when his tail ran through a Macy's, dragging along multiple racks of clothing. Prosecution is expected to charge for grand theft, and the suspect will be held without bail.
April 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
BREAKING: Local walking disaster "Klang the Dragon" has been arrested early this morning on 716 counts of petty theft when his tail ran through a Macy's, dragging along multiple racks of clothing. Prosecution is expected to charge for grand theft, and the suspect will be held without bail.
Hanging with the bestie!!!
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January 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hanging with the bestie!!!
🧵: @thefuzzfactory.com (Dialup) Mac (Boot (I don't know their bluesky...))
🧵: @thefuzzfactory.com (Dialup) Mac (Boot (I don't know their bluesky...))