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brother schnitzel
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hi brother samuel here. welcome to my web page (follow me if you want to read an essay every so often), 18+

https://open.substack.com/pub/brothersamuel?r=3oqse0&utm_medium=ios
May 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
they both worked at the embassy, so I would assume they were there representing it.

that said,
May 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
me and who???
May 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i aint doing SHIT tomorrow!!!!!!
May 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
May 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
hey ill be right back can you watch him for me real quick
April 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i should call him
April 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
me: man i could really go for some good pure tones right now.
the gregarious synthesizer:
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
To Whom It May Concern,
April 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
April 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
when ur chip breaks off into the salsa
April 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
whatever though
March 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
OUGHH
March 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
these things that are Really Bad and can Kill You. and also they look like this.
March 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
me: i need a neck brace so i can lie on my back and stare at my phone without hurting myself

my neanderthal friend, Bo’Ban:
March 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
March 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
March 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
March 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
moodboard
March 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
spot the Difference
March 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
he’s. right Here….
March 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
March 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
this guy was onto something
March 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
March 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
March 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM