RetroBeard
synthnscifi.bsky.social
RetroBeard
@synthnscifi.bsky.social
Dad, Scouser, Trekkie, Twitter quitter, constant work in progress.
Unsurprising. But also deeply awful that these people would congregate together at social events for young women and girls and probably just talk about weird pedo shit.
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My battered heart was stupid enough to hope that this sham of an “agreement” would at least make it to a week without being broken by the IOF.
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Still a planet.
October 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
White House staff doing a last minute sweep for ketchup bottles.
October 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Uh… by releasing the files?
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Be funny if his name’s Mario.
September 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A shared regret among decent people is that this guy didn’t die long before he forced his 6 young kids to eat cyanide.

You’d look a tad silly if you were telling people to be kind about him on May 2nd 1945, Peter.
September 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
His kids were there, apparently.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize nomination committee has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history here.

They’d have to give the award to themselves for the amount of good it would do for the world.
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
(Kiddy) Fiddler on the Roof.
August 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
They’ve recently changed the recipe. Being my first oat milk I can’t speak to its thickness compared to other oat milks but I can say it has a lovely creamy taste, goes well in cereal and my 11 year old enjoys it.

If Hulk Hogans family are reading this, sorry for your loss. He was a c**t though 🤷🏻‍♂️
July 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Please let there be 49 more.
July 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Given how much he’s worth I’m genuinely surprised, and a little bit impressed tbf that his side piece wasn’t a 23 year old.
July 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hopefully the kids thank Labour by making Corbyn the next PM.
July 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The palace is no stranger to nonces so he’ll feel right at home.
July 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Customary thoughts and prayers for the big tiddied British women today ☀️ 🔥
July 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
BREAKING: Armus has now endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
June 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Struggled with this one.
June 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I love this for them.
June 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Haven’t been very vigilant with followers much these days Vean sorry.

Easily and enthusiastically sorted.
June 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Well played, Canada.
April 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This one still stings.
April 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Bling was worth the toenails falling off.
April 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Went as Fear from Inside Out for a Disney themed birthday party.

Get to stay in character as the socially anxious gobshite that I am.

Winning.
April 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Same energy.
April 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM