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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Twin peaks title card, edited to instead say "twink penis"
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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sounds like a good time
screenshot from wikipedia that says "celebrations: feasting, role reversals, gift-giving, gambling"
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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okay thats it straight men cant write about software anymore thats it were done
Excerpt from a blog post that reads: The reason people get a bit disgruntled by Rust advocacy is that it’s like a bunch of gay men coming to straight men proselytizing about anal and how it can replace pussy and is completely safe and you don’t have to deal with women. So they bend over, spread open, look back and go “just try” in a very well-meaning way. Only problem is that straight men enjoy pussy, want to make pussy safe and are getting used to and are prepared to live with the hazards of women. Yeah, going gay is probably a lot safer. No kids. Never for a moment are you worried you’re going to jail soon because of how consent in straight escapades is like undefined behavior; anything can happen if you don’t get it right. There’s probably less drama and it’s more productive in many ways I’m sure.
September 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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little criminal
Lucy, my tabby cat, looking guiltily at the camera while curled up in my laundry basket
July 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM