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@syntheticasteroid.bsky.social
⌜ IM A MOTHER@#&£-!? STARBOY ⌟
> sfw | RP/PARODY | MINORmun: syzoth
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who says white boys can't jump ?
July 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
who says white boys can't jump ?
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give them the super special. they'll looovee this. "Superboy the hottest topic of the day, muscles bigger than the sun and face card never declines" the newspapers will sell out in a day !
give them the super special. they'll looovee this. "Superboy the hottest topic of the day, muscles bigger than the sun and face card never declines" the newspapers will sell out in a day !
Niiice!
Move a little to the left, Superboy.
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Move a little to the left, Superboy.
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get my good side Jimmy — yeeep. . . right there *💪🏽💪🏽
July 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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give them the super special. they'll looovee this. "Superboy the hottest topic of the day, muscles bigger than the sun and face card never declines" the newspapers will sell out in a day !
give them the super special. they'll looovee this. "Superboy the hottest topic of the day, muscles bigger than the sun and face card never declines" the newspapers will sell out in a day !
get my good side Jimmy — yeeep. . . right there *💪🏽💪🏽
July 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
get my good side Jimmy — yeeep. . . right there *💪🏽💪🏽
* YELPS. KICKS HIS FEET AGAINST THE BED
July 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
* YELPS. KICKS HIS FEET AGAINST THE BED
I've got a big ole umbrella and could fly you right out of there !! * 😼😼. unless. . . you'd prefer my jacket instead . . . ?
it's raining so hard i just want to go homeee im sitting here under a bridge waiting for it to stop or at least CALM DOWN so i can get to the manor smh.
July 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I've got a big ole umbrella and could fly you right out of there !! * 😼😼. unless. . . you'd prefer my jacket instead . . . ?
July 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
this might be your house but is this really you right here ? *🤨🤨
July 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this might be your house but is this really you right here ? *🤨🤨
and Bruce isn't allowed in the kitchen anymore . hashtag PERIOD .
“Tim, Kon isn’t allowed in the manor anymore.”
July 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
and Bruce isn't allowed in the kitchen anymore . hashtag PERIOD .
* yawns and stretches
morning metrowhatever, craving frozen blueberries
morning metrowhatever, craving frozen blueberries
July 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
* yawns and stretches
morning metrowhatever, craving frozen blueberries
morning metrowhatever, craving frozen blueberries
syzoth
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SYNTHETICSUN because kon is a clone made in a lab [obviously] and that's what the synthetic part came from, syntheticsun was taken and the closest thing I thought of that's closest to the sun was asteroids lol
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SYNTHETICSUN because kon is a clone made in a lab [obviously] and that's what the synthetic part came from, syntheticsun was taken and the closest thing I thought of that's closest to the sun was asteroids lol
QOTD
What’s the story behind your @?
What’s the story behind your @?
a blue letter a in a white circle
ALT: a blue letter a in a white circle
media.tenor.com
March 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
syzoth
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SYNTHETICSUN because kon is a clone made in a lab [obviously] and that's what the synthetic part came from, syntheticsun was taken and the closest thing I thought of that's closest to the sun was asteroids lol
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SYNTHETICSUN because kon is a clone made in a lab [obviously] and that's what the synthetic part came from, syntheticsun was taken and the closest thing I thought of that's closest to the sun was asteroids lol
STOP WITH THE KIDNAPPING ALLEGATIONS
March 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
STOP WITH THE KIDNAPPING ALLEGATIONS
mmm bandwagon time!!
* stolen !!
- ♡ for kon's thoughts on your muse!
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ᅠ○○○○○ - Curiosity
ᅠ○○○○○ - Interest
ᅠ○○○○○ - Trust
ᅠ○○○○○ - Affection
ᅠ○○○○○ - Attraction
ᅠ○○○○○ - Annoyance
○○○○○ - Fighting Intent
Low-●●●●●-High
* stolen !!
- ♡ for kon's thoughts on your muse!
ᅠ
ᅠ○○○○○ - Curiosity
ᅠ○○○○○ - Interest
ᅠ○○○○○ - Trust
ᅠ○○○○○ - Affection
ᅠ○○○○○ - Attraction
ᅠ○○○○○ - Annoyance
○○○○○ - Fighting Intent
Low-●●●●●-High
March 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
mmm bandwagon time!!
* stolen !!
- ♡ for kon's thoughts on your muse!
ᅠ
ᅠ○○○○○ - Curiosity
ᅠ○○○○○ - Interest
ᅠ○○○○○ - Trust
ᅠ○○○○○ - Affection
ᅠ○○○○○ - Attraction
ᅠ○○○○○ - Annoyance
○○○○○ - Fighting Intent
Low-●●●●●-High
* stolen !!
- ♡ for kon's thoughts on your muse!
ᅠ
ᅠ○○○○○ - Curiosity
ᅠ○○○○○ - Interest
ᅠ○○○○○ - Trust
ᅠ○○○○○ - Affection
ᅠ○○○○○ - Attraction
ᅠ○○○○○ - Annoyance
○○○○○ - Fighting Intent
Low-●●●●●-High
god. . . okay— I miss him
February 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
god. . . okay— I miss him
I'll show you supervised alright
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February 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I'll show you supervised alright
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OH COME ON ! I see tai pham in there, I have x-ray goggles ya know
February 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
OH COME ON ! I see tai pham in there, I have x-ray goggles ya know
❝ oh I know you did, my presence ? very unforgettable
. . . yours is too, but don't get too egotistical with it, I have great memory
. . . yours is too, but don't get too egotistical with it, I have great memory
"I'm honestly just glad to see ya again, Cloneboy."
❝ first time I've seen you listen to me, you in a good mood or what ? kicked up some real good butt or something huh, boy wonder ?
February 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
❝ oh I know you did, my presence ? very unforgettable
. . . yours is too, but don't get too egotistical with it, I have great memory
. . . yours is too, but don't get too egotistical with it, I have great memory
EVERYTHING between me and Drake is NONE of your business, go back to doing back flips or. . . something
Suuuure. Of course you don't...
NO I DON'T
February 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
EVERYTHING between me and Drake is NONE of your business, go back to doing back flips or. . . something
How a Saturday afternoon should NOT be 😟
February 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
How a Saturday afternoon should NOT be 😟
you guys simply don't understand my super charm, came with the genes
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
you guys simply don't understand my super charm, came with the genes
❝ first time I've seen you listen to me, you in a good mood or what ? kicked up some real good butt or something huh, boy wonder ?
"Well why don't I stand up for you"
❝ yknow, it'd be be a lot easier for me to sweep @redrobindrake.bsky.social off your feet if you were standing
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February 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
❝ first time I've seen you listen to me, you in a good mood or what ? kicked up some real good butt or something huh, boy wonder ?
this sounded better in my head . . .
tim is just too kidnappable for his own good
February 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
this sounded better in my head . . .
tim is just too kidnappable for his own good
February 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
tim is just too kidnappable for his own good