Family time’s a WRECKING BALL to my dark humor dam! My brain’s cackling, churning out grim zingers that’d nuke the table. I’m one unhinged giggle from unleashing HELL! 😜🔥 #FamilyChaos #DarkHumor

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO THE GOBOBLIN-HANDLERS, BRUNCH-DEMANDERS, AND CHAOS DEMIGODS!

You’ve tanked tantrums, dodged vomit, and kept tiny humans alive with sheer spite and caffeine.

We bow to your unholy power.
#MothersDay #SpitePowered #MomBoss

Me: time to sleep.
Brain: what if bees had a monarchy? Could you survive in the woods? Remember that weird cough from 2019? Also here’s a full list of regrets.
Me: [screaming in circadian rhythm]
#Insomnia #SleepOptional #ChaosMode #ExistentialPingPong #BeeKingdomLore
🧠✨🌙🐝🔥🪵💀

Just spent 20 minutes arguing with AI. It won. Again. At this point, I’m not sure if I’m the user or the sidekick in its origin story.

Been lurking in the shadows like a gremlin with Wi-Fi. But now? I post. Not because I have anything meaningful to say—just to disrupt the peace. Consider this your official warning: I’ve found the “post” button.

#FirstPost #ChaosNowAvailableInTextForm

And so you see humans are destined to spin in circles for the rest of our time here