Return of the King 🐀👑
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Sam
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He/They
I used to have lots of interests and hobbies but now I have two cats instead
31
He/They
I used to have lots of interests and hobbies but now I have two cats instead
Chillin with the boys never gets old
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Chillin with the boys never gets old
You mean like
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You mean like
Alternatively, depending on how intimate your relationship is, you could pick this feat
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Alternatively, depending on how intimate your relationship is, you could pick this feat
The Dark Knight Nona. No crime will go unnoticed by his watchful gaze
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Dark Knight Nona. No crime will go unnoticed by his watchful gaze
Wait I thought I recognized him
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Wait I thought I recognized him
Jobless layabout vs hardworking spring toy catcher
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Jobless layabout vs hardworking spring toy catcher
This man has no job
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This man has no job
What if I told you that you actually have zero daddies and 3 moms
September 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What if I told you that you actually have zero daddies and 3 moms
Sometimes you give a boss an item with this and you think "it would be really cool if someone did this", but of course nobody's first instinct is to disarm a lich and snap his staff in half.
Imogen: "hold my beer"
Imogen: "hold my beer"
September 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes you give a boss an item with this and you think "it would be really cool if someone did this", but of course nobody's first instinct is to disarm a lich and snap his staff in half.
Imogen: "hold my beer"
Imogen: "hold my beer"
Ohgod they found meksladahfahfafjs
June 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ohgod they found meksladahfahfafjs
Every time they get a new cardboard box, they get so excited and rambunctious that they end up trashing my apartment ❤️
June 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Every time they get a new cardboard box, they get so excited and rambunctious that they end up trashing my apartment ❤️
He's alwayyyysss watttchinnngggg
June 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
He's alwayyyysss watttchinnngggg
He's hoarding all my freshly cleaned socks like a dragon, and he bops me every time I try to steal one back >:0
June 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
He's hoarding all my freshly cleaned socks like a dragon, and he bops me every time I try to steal one back >:0
Boy before and after you tell him he's a cutie patootie
June 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Boy before and after you tell him he's a cutie patootie
Nona looks so smug
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nona looks so smug
They found a new place to conspire
May 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
They found a new place to conspire
What devious plots are they up to?
May 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
What devious plots are they up to?
Lil guy tried to jumpscare me
May 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Lil guy tried to jumpscare me
