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We are all in the same emerald mine now
He's standing in the middle of fifth avenue shooting and they just hand him more bullets
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
He's standing in the middle of fifth avenue shooting and they just hand him more bullets
Your Alternative Fall Festival with pumpkins and candy is still a pagan thing.
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Your Alternative Fall Festival with pumpkins and candy is still a pagan thing.
Cool costume bro! What an original idea.
Copy, paste, hundreds of ICE Prick and Nazi Barbie costumes tomorrow
Copy, paste, hundreds of ICE Prick and Nazi Barbie costumes tomorrow
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Cool costume bro! What an original idea.
Copy, paste, hundreds of ICE Prick and Nazi Barbie costumes tomorrow
Copy, paste, hundreds of ICE Prick and Nazi Barbie costumes tomorrow
Every day trump shows us that Ian Fleming did not have to make Bond Villans geniuses to achieve world domination.
September 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Every day trump shows us that Ian Fleming did not have to make Bond Villans geniuses to achieve world domination.
The rapture happened at 6am. Not a single human was worthy
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The rapture happened at 6am. Not a single human was worthy
Me waiting for the apologies and my bads to flow in
September 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me waiting for the apologies and my bads to flow in
Signing off every email with see you in Valhalla
September 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Signing off every email with see you in Valhalla
Pearl Harbor December 7th. We went to war. Twin Towers September 11. We went to war. Guy needed a martyr to start a war. Kirk just happened to be there
September 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Pearl Harbor December 7th. We went to war. Twin Towers September 11. We went to war. Guy needed a martyr to start a war. Kirk just happened to be there
Let Ambien take the wheel
September 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Let Ambien take the wheel
and all-around smart folks are going to be herded into Alabama where it will be easier to keep track of them
September 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
and all-around smart folks are going to be herded into Alabama where it will be easier to keep track of them
People out here celebrating the transfer of power from befuddlement to a schizophrenic psychopath
September 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
People out here celebrating the transfer of power from befuddlement to a schizophrenic psychopath
Newsoms people write a better Trump post than Trumps people do
September 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Newsoms people write a better Trump post than Trumps people do
I'm sure the Guardsmen would rather be picking up trash than firing on their countrymen
August 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm sure the Guardsmen would rather be picking up trash than firing on their countrymen
Can't wait to see George Straight in the swimsuit portion of the evening.
August 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Can't wait to see George Straight in the swimsuit portion of the evening.
All the annoying ads in my games are ads for games with no annoying ads
July 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
All the annoying ads in my games are ads for games with no annoying ads
Teaching that woke ass Antiques Roadshow a lesson
July 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Teaching that woke ass Antiques Roadshow a lesson
You should have given him his f'n parade
June 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You should have given him his f'n parade
Fact : You get the same nutritional benefits from buying fresh vegetables as you do from eating them
June 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Fact : You get the same nutritional benefits from buying fresh vegetables as you do from eating them
Great, now all those Afrikaner Refugees will be snapping up those cushy jobs in construction, food, hospitality and farming that just became vacant
May 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Great, now all those Afrikaner Refugees will be snapping up those cushy jobs in construction, food, hospitality and farming that just became vacant
Ok, just hear me out-
Press conferences, but with a laugh track
Press conferences, but with a laugh track
May 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Ok, just hear me out-
Press conferences, but with a laugh track
Press conferences, but with a laugh track
3 grand in pocket change and she'll still just tip 8 percent
April 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
3 grand in pocket change and she'll still just tip 8 percent
Yeah, I don't like the presidential portrait either. It makes him look healthy
March 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Yeah, I don't like the presidential portrait either. It makes him look healthy
Wonder who Musk is going to choose for Pope
February 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Wonder who Musk is going to choose for Pope
I feel like the last 25 years would have gone a lot better if Chandler had ended up with Phoebe like I wanted
February 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I feel like the last 25 years would have gone a lot better if Chandler had ended up with Phoebe like I wanted
All the TV ads make sense now! Presidents Day never seemed more commercial
February 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
All the TV ads make sense now! Presidents Day never seemed more commercial