@sylviusofthewoods.bsky.social
Bloody peasant, farcical aquatic ceremony denier.
*zips up pants* I knew it was a food joke the whole time, sounds like you need to get your head out of the gutter.
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
*zips up pants* I knew it was a food joke the whole time, sounds like you need to get your head out of the gutter.
Satan brought one of his greatest demons back home, amen
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Satan brought one of his greatest demons back home, amen
You had my attention but know you have my curiosity.
September 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You had my attention but know you have my curiosity.
Conservatives having a knee jerk reaction: it was a trans liberal immigrant, this means war!
Me to every conservative since the suspect was found: stop shooting yourself, stop shooting yourself.
Me to every conservative since the suspect was found: stop shooting yourself, stop shooting yourself.
September 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Conservatives having a knee jerk reaction: it was a trans liberal immigrant, this means war!
Me to every conservative since the suspect was found: stop shooting yourself, stop shooting yourself.
Me to every conservative since the suspect was found: stop shooting yourself, stop shooting yourself.
I liked the show back when it was sh!tpost but I gotta say the resurrected show is even better, Mike was a great choice for a co-host.
August 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I liked the show back when it was sh!tpost but I gotta say the resurrected show is even better, Mike was a great choice for a co-host.
Raspberry is my favorite flavor of horse
August 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Raspberry is my favorite flavor of horse
Upside down world is crazy
August 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Upside down world is crazy
Comment section is on point today
June 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Comment section is on point today
I hope America does break up, we're too stupid and evil to be this big and powerful.
June 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I hope America does break up, we're too stupid and evil to be this big and powerful.
It's wasn't fair, he didn't have his lobsters.
May 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It's wasn't fair, he didn't have his lobsters.
The correct amount
May 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The correct amount
Too bad that'll probably be banned and RFK will say the kids need more vitamin B17
May 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Too bad that'll probably be banned and RFK will say the kids need more vitamin B17
I'm still learning what flies here on Blue sky but as someone who left TikTok due to the censorship I'm so glad you can say that here, I've said similar things with nicer language and gotten in trouble on fashtok
May 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm still learning what flies here on Blue sky but as someone who left TikTok due to the censorship I'm so glad you can say that here, I've said similar things with nicer language and gotten in trouble on fashtok
With that kind of ambition and determination I'd gladly vote these men into political office, they couldn't be bigger criminals than the ones in office
May 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
With that kind of ambition and determination I'd gladly vote these men into political office, they couldn't be bigger criminals than the ones in office
Hell yeah Pope Big Cat 14, that'll show em
May 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hell yeah Pope Big Cat 14, that'll show em
You sank my battleship
May 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You sank my battleship
I was literally just telling my wife that it's crazy how fast and unopposed we humans are allowing AI to turn reality into a nightmare hallucination.
May 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I was literally just telling my wife that it's crazy how fast and unopposed we humans are allowing AI to turn reality into a nightmare hallucination.
Ah shit, this is all that geriatric orange turd needs to start a war with Mexico,
May 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ah shit, this is all that geriatric orange turd needs to start a war with Mexico,
Bleak, thanks the ghost of Donny's dad!
May 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bleak, thanks the ghost of Donny's dad!
Ah yes, said Tolkien, I've survived some of the most traumatic experiences in human history, now to turn those memories into bedtime stories for my children
May 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ah yes, said Tolkien, I've survived some of the most traumatic experiences in human history, now to turn those memories into bedtime stories for my children
Just imagine watching that, sorry about your luck, guy who I was just walking next to, enjoy dying over the next few days.
May 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just imagine watching that, sorry about your luck, guy who I was just walking next to, enjoy dying over the next few days.