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syllic
@syllic.bsky.social
she/they, obsessing over queer romance since 1998.

Always approach capitalism with Giant Balls of Disrespect.

syllic on ao3 and syllic. on discord
singingkingoftheroad on tumblr
I hope I am remember this accurately! Trying to be as neutral in my description because it’s been a while since I was in said rabbithole and don’t want to misrepresent
January 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
<present at many (as were more beloved cast members; either Tina F or Amy P tried to make a quasi-apologetic/unhappy reference to it in their bio, I think? Fallon also apparently participated in the chatting with fans on the boards/inviting them to things. And was generally close to Sanz throughout
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Sanz apparently trawled (autocorrect tried to make this trolled, which is also correct) SNL fan sites and befriended young female fans. One we know about was 16. He “dated” an underage girl he “met” there, and she was often at SNL parties where cast members witnessed physical affection. Fallon was >
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Thank you for this, E.
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Thanks, friend!

(And when I offer this explanation everyone in my life who hasn’t seen me since Nov 28 will be like, “Yes; this is really very plausible.”)
a police officer stands in front of a screen that says 99th on it
Alt: A police officer (Capt Holt from Brooklyn 99) turns around to look over his shoulder and say “AlibLIES!”
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I once went down a Horatio Sanz rabbithole once that guarantees if I ever see Fallon again (I saw MCR’s live performance at his show once, I think??) I will at the very least “accidentally” kick him really hard in the shin. Can’t promise I won’t even more accidentally aim higher.
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Likewise I want Shane horny and pissed off about it, pliant while fighting the urge to knee Ilya in the balls. I want the energy of that murder alley "maybe" and of that curious? "obviously" to live in his every action. Sweet Shane is good but Pissy Horny Shane is a UNESCO heritage character.
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Hudson is going to blow those gates of perception WIDE FUCKING OPEN. He will know he is doing it and he will smile knowingly about it the whole. time.
January 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
This is one of the great joys of my life, when I think “Super inappropriate city, population: them” or something out of nowhere and I’m grateful to someone for putting that thought or phrasing into my head forevermore. For FREE. And then I go home and read the fic.
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The funny thing is I wear makeup about twice a year (I’m pretty sure I’m going to die from using old makeup one day) so this thought is like an Annual Event
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
CRIMINAL
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Sending a huge hug, and wishing you a cozy spot of warmth and light sometime during the day, if possible
January 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
You know I think this is beautiful and great; thank you. But also I AM AN IDIOT that is stringing our identities together across platforms slowly, slowly, slowly
January 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The Lorde did not bless me with the capacity to ski without falling over and over (even on flat surfaces), but this sounds amazing too!!!
January 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh, highly recommend!! A lot of companies do this in Lapland, Canada, and the northern US (Minnesota’s Boundary Waters, mostly). Spending time outside in winter is HORRIFIC and also AMAZING. You are so aware or how much work it can be to be alive (in a good way) but also how INCREDIBLE your body is
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It was not intentional. But much like the guy going home to eat the pizza, I was trying my best to physically fit enough food in my body to keep up. I gained a lot of it back very fast!
January 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
NOT SHANE HOLLANDER EATING A LASAGNA WITH ZUCCHINI NOODLES INDEED
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
of oatmeal with meat stirred into it. For dinner I’d eat half a pot of pasta with six sausages. If I wasn’t moving, I was eating. If I WAS moving, I was eating.

I lost 30 pounds. One a day.
January 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I CAN IMAGINE! I once spent a month dogsledding, with (I kid you not) EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY (large) POCKETS lined with plastic bags of trail mix, chocolate, cheese, salami, just a fucking disgusting mix of things I shoved into my mouth all day by the (literal) pound. For breakfast I’d have 4 bowls
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
(I actually have a HUGE soft spot for Phelps; this was affectionate)
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM