Syl
@syl.pizza
Wait until they find out how many people are harmed by cars.
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wait until they find out how many people are harmed by cars.
[selling plasma to buy groceries this week] Aww I'm so proud of them 🥹
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
[selling plasma to buy groceries this week] Aww I'm so proud of them 🥹
Sorry California, but Europe already took those jobs.
October 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sorry California, but Europe already took those jobs.
My mortgage timeline:
Dec 2021: Obtain loan from Rocket Mortgage
Aug 2022: Rocket Mortgage transfers my loan to Mr. Cooper for some reason.
Oct 2023: Mr. Cooper experiences a massive customer data breach due to their negligence.
Oct 2025: Mr. Cooper is now Rocket Mortgage.
Dec 2021: Obtain loan from Rocket Mortgage
Aug 2022: Rocket Mortgage transfers my loan to Mr. Cooper for some reason.
Oct 2023: Mr. Cooper experiences a massive customer data breach due to their negligence.
Oct 2025: Mr. Cooper is now Rocket Mortgage.
October 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My mortgage timeline:
Dec 2021: Obtain loan from Rocket Mortgage
Aug 2022: Rocket Mortgage transfers my loan to Mr. Cooper for some reason.
Oct 2023: Mr. Cooper experiences a massive customer data breach due to their negligence.
Oct 2025: Mr. Cooper is now Rocket Mortgage.
Dec 2021: Obtain loan from Rocket Mortgage
Aug 2022: Rocket Mortgage transfers my loan to Mr. Cooper for some reason.
Oct 2023: Mr. Cooper experiences a massive customer data breach due to their negligence.
Oct 2025: Mr. Cooper is now Rocket Mortgage.
Wow these robots drive just like humans.
September 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Wow these robots drive just like humans.
Been coding too hard lately
September 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Been coding too hard lately
Stephen Miller's retaliation against the cultural success of K-Pop Demon Hunters.
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Stephen Miller's retaliation against the cultural success of K-Pop Demon Hunters.
Yeah these guys are never delusional
September 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Yeah these guys are never delusional
These used to be headlines about movies leaving Netflix
September 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
These used to be headlines about movies leaving Netflix
You see this? Hear about this?
August 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You see this? Hear about this?
Go into r/tires one time. Now every other scroll, you're fed a tread thread.
August 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Go into r/tires one time. Now every other scroll, you're fed a tread thread.
lol why'd they think I'd have any interest in whatever this is
August 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
lol why'd they think I'd have any interest in whatever this is
I think about that quote from Alan Rickman about Tim Allen on the set of Galaxy Quest.
August 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I think about that quote from Alan Rickman about Tim Allen on the set of Galaxy Quest.
"oh my god. I think he experienced acting"
August 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"oh my god. I think he experienced acting"
Screw the FDA. I won't stop eating until I get shrimp super powers
August 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Screw the FDA. I won't stop eating until I get shrimp super powers
I wonder who he's influencing
August 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I wonder who he's influencing
Time to cash in those free hours
August 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Time to cash in those free hours
Parent: I'm looking for a car seat.
Jar Jar Binks:
Jar Jar Binks:
July 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Parent: I'm looking for a car seat.
Jar Jar Binks:
Jar Jar Binks: