Had an awesome time chatting with Jon Stewart & @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social talking about how to fight the dumpster fire.

Gear up. It’s time to brawl.

I am not generally an optimist, but tonight, after taking my many medications and then brushing my teeth, I looked into the sink I just spit into, said, "I can't wait to be awesome tomorrow."

I will be damned if 'living better through chemistry' hasn't spun back around and punched me in the face.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever dropped into your coffee cup and just kept on drinking?

I'm not sure what condition of the previously used screw that's tinking around in the bottom of my cup is in, but can't be worse than the sawdust, I suppose.

Fuck sugar plums, Fruitcake has visions of brand new footballs to destroy dancing in his head.

Merry Christmas, y'all!

One shoulder arthrocentesis/celestone shot later:
One gallon of eggnog in the fridge, merengues in the oven, newish, but mostly old westerns on the telly, and the leftover whiskey in my jar.

Finally feeling like Christmas.