Graham
@sykobee.bsky.social
Cats. Beer. Walking. Scotland (ex London).
Parrot because it was in my camera roll. Forth Bridges because that's the view from home.
Favourite train: Class 66
Parrot because it was in my camera roll. Forth Bridges because that's the view from home.
Favourite train: Class 66
s/gifts/bribes/
This basically makes a mockery of all anti bribery laws. If it is good enough for the government then what moral authority do they have to enforce that?
(Unless the plan is to yeet the 1kg of gold at high velocity at Trump /s)
This basically makes a mockery of all anti bribery laws. If it is good enough for the government then what moral authority do they have to enforce that?
(Unless the plan is to yeet the 1kg of gold at high velocity at Trump /s)
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
s/gifts/bribes/
This basically makes a mockery of all anti bribery laws. If it is good enough for the government then what moral authority do they have to enforce that?
(Unless the plan is to yeet the 1kg of gold at high velocity at Trump /s)
This basically makes a mockery of all anti bribery laws. If it is good enough for the government then what moral authority do they have to enforce that?
(Unless the plan is to yeet the 1kg of gold at high velocity at Trump /s)
Take to the vet to check for a chip.
No owner, then you have a cat. Or a cat has you.
No owner, then you have a cat. Or a cat has you.
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Take to the vet to check for a chip.
No owner, then you have a cat. Or a cat has you.
No owner, then you have a cat. Or a cat has you.
I think the magic money tree is winning, so soon after the tories sucked every last sappy drip out of it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I think the magic money tree is winning, so soon after the tories sucked every last sappy drip out of it.
Bring it.
Bring it soon.
Bring me chaos with Ed Milliband.
Bring it now!
Bring it soon.
Bring me chaos with Ed Milliband.
Bring it now!
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Bring it.
Bring it soon.
Bring me chaos with Ed Milliband.
Bring it now!
Bring it soon.
Bring me chaos with Ed Milliband.
Bring it now!
This is how the next James Bond movie should open.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is how the next James Bond movie should open.
"Engages but without input" is harsh. This is certainly going to be part of annual reviews in the future.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Engages but without input" is harsh. This is certainly going to be part of annual reviews in the future.
I think I need capybaras to deal with the reality of the uk tax system.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I think I need capybaras to deal with the reality of the uk tax system.
I'm sure I looked longingly at this advert more than once back then. Before I got the amiga anyway.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm sure I looked longingly at this advert more than once back then. Before I got the amiga anyway.
Image: USS Enterprise vs Steam Machine Cube.
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Image: USS Enterprise vs Steam Machine Cube.
Stop playing into his fat controller fantasy. "alright bird the train is entering the station"
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Stop playing into his fat controller fantasy. "alright bird the train is entering the station"
Scene in the background of which is a memorial. Photos of Craig, Moore, Dalton, Connery, just about visible.
I mean it would be pretty obvious and unsubtle but it would draw a line under the matter.
I mean it would be pretty obvious and unsubtle but it would draw a line under the matter.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Scene in the background of which is a memorial. Photos of Craig, Moore, Dalton, Connery, just about visible.
I mean it would be pretty obvious and unsubtle but it would draw a line under the matter.
I mean it would be pretty obvious and unsubtle but it would draw a line under the matter.
That's a classic dad joke at engagement parties. You knew that, right?
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
That's a classic dad joke at engagement parties. You knew that, right?
Where are the bottles of spirits being mixed with supermarket own brand coke? The red wine, cheap but 14%? A beer over 5%?
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Where are the bottles of spirits being mixed with supermarket own brand coke? The red wine, cheap but 14%? A beer over 5%?
I discovered that some individually packaged croissants are actually in foil lined packets.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I discovered that some individually packaged croissants are actually in foil lined packets.
Otoh it's 12C in Scotland right now.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Otoh it's 12C in Scotland right now.
There is a pedestrian crossing option that is default green for pedestrians and red for cars. Cars have to stop and wait their turn, rather than the other way around.
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
There is a pedestrian crossing option that is default green for pedestrians and red for cars. Cars have to stop and wait their turn, rather than the other way around.
In fact people living longer as a result of improved health care is once reason there are shortages of housing despite so many being built. Life expectancy at 60 increased massively since the 80s until today (mid-70s to 85yo).
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
In fact people living longer as a result of improved health care is once reason there are shortages of housing despite so many being built. Life expectancy at 60 increased massively since the 80s until today (mid-70s to 85yo).
Threat. Reward for completion is replaced by fear of repercussions but that grows over time until it hits a tipping point.
Handholding. Having someone else provide the impetus. Eg pair programming in software engineering.
Having something else more important to do.
Handholding. Having someone else provide the impetus. Eg pair programming in software engineering.
Having something else more important to do.
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Threat. Reward for completion is replaced by fear of repercussions but that grows over time until it hits a tipping point.
Handholding. Having someone else provide the impetus. Eg pair programming in software engineering.
Having something else more important to do.
Handholding. Having someone else provide the impetus. Eg pair programming in software engineering.
Having something else more important to do.
Amazing how much Reform voters support sharia law style corporal punishments.
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Amazing how much Reform voters support sharia law style corporal punishments.
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Last Christmas I sent you my tits.
And the very next hour you gave them a nay.
And the very next hour you gave them a nay.
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Last Christmas I sent you my tits.
And the very next hour you gave them a nay.
And the very next hour you gave them a nay.