Moving from the US to Ireland is a culture shock bc not only do their cops not have guns but also they do this i guess ?

How it feels to have been warning people of what would happen under a second tr*mp regime and now watching all of my predictions happen and everyone act shocked

At night I get the zoomies but like in a glee-centered way

Any time I say some nonsense just know a mind that thinks is never bored

I’m a dog person to my core but i love these freaky peeping toms who stare into my window while looking like tweedledum and tweedledee

The “binman” for my building is literally always in the trash room and he tries to banter but i can’t understand what he says so i just stand there w my trash like this

The urge to form close silly friendships but the introvert urge to just hang out with my stuffed Ikea orangutan in my room :/

“What’s your plan for a year from now?” Bro I’m literally just hagin out :/

This is how your email finds me btw