Sydney Ralston
@sydneyralston.bsky.social
🇺🇸 🇮🇹
📍 Los Angeles
Retired pinup, Mid-century Modern Enthusiast, Charcuterie Lover, Not Nice ™
📍 Los Angeles
Retired pinup, Mid-century Modern Enthusiast, Charcuterie Lover, Not Nice ™
Because it is! It’s beyond stupid! You’re not crazy!
March 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Because it is! It’s beyond stupid! You’re not crazy!
It’s probably pretty hard to get an erection in zero g given how that does things to your blood pressure and such.
But other forms of sex are totally on the table
But other forms of sex are totally on the table
March 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s probably pretty hard to get an erection in zero g given how that does things to your blood pressure and such.
But other forms of sex are totally on the table
But other forms of sex are totally on the table
Wait. No. Not real dong. Boo!
March 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wait. No. Not real dong. Boo!
And before someone whines about the last one:
My spot means MY SPOT. Which means it should be open FOR ME at any time I choose.
Which means if I come home early unexpectedly, it should be open for me. Because it’s MINE.
If you want guaranteed parking in LA, pay for it. Like everyone else.
My spot means MY SPOT. Which means it should be open FOR ME at any time I choose.
Which means if I come home early unexpectedly, it should be open for me. Because it’s MINE.
If you want guaranteed parking in LA, pay for it. Like everyone else.
March 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And before someone whines about the last one:
My spot means MY SPOT. Which means it should be open FOR ME at any time I choose.
Which means if I come home early unexpectedly, it should be open for me. Because it’s MINE.
If you want guaranteed parking in LA, pay for it. Like everyone else.
My spot means MY SPOT. Which means it should be open FOR ME at any time I choose.
Which means if I come home early unexpectedly, it should be open for me. Because it’s MINE.
If you want guaranteed parking in LA, pay for it. Like everyone else.
“Can you just park on the street?”
No. YOU park on the street. This is MY fucking spot. Pay me MAYBE and I’ll consider it, but you won’t do that, so no.
“Will you be gone tomorrow?”
Yes. And I’m going to take an Uber to work. Because fuck you. That’s MY spot. I pay for it. Eat shit. Fuck off.
No. YOU park on the street. This is MY fucking spot. Pay me MAYBE and I’ll consider it, but you won’t do that, so no.
“Will you be gone tomorrow?”
Yes. And I’m going to take an Uber to work. Because fuck you. That’s MY spot. I pay for it. Eat shit. Fuck off.
March 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“Can you just park on the street?”
No. YOU park on the street. This is MY fucking spot. Pay me MAYBE and I’ll consider it, but you won’t do that, so no.
“Will you be gone tomorrow?”
Yes. And I’m going to take an Uber to work. Because fuck you. That’s MY spot. I pay for it. Eat shit. Fuck off.
No. YOU park on the street. This is MY fucking spot. Pay me MAYBE and I’ll consider it, but you won’t do that, so no.
“Will you be gone tomorrow?”
Yes. And I’m going to take an Uber to work. Because fuck you. That’s MY spot. I pay for it. Eat shit. Fuck off.