I suppose one of the things that makes me the most sad about #celiac disease is not being able to partake in cute themed foods at theme parks.

Looking at you, #epicuniverse

Sure, I can get a gf "Mario Burger" with a gf bun. But I don't get the cute lil' hat or mustache ink stamp? Bummer.

On one hand, I want to be informed. On the other hand, I want to know how the feck they sleep at night. [Must be a mattress from Mattress Firm]

#50501 #allnightlong

It hasn't even been a full month and I'm 120% done with the "What lunacy am I going to read today?" 🙃

Look, if you're not complaining about cold weather, and by cold weather you mean 40℉... are you even a Floridian?

[Spoiler, I guess I'm not? I loved the weather today.]

#floridian #weather #cold #notsocold #snow #nosnow

Well, I haven't unleashed on social media in a heckin' long time. But here's my hot take - Toon Lagoon should be replaced with Bikini Bottom. #hottake #universalstudios #universalstudiosflorida