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Events, Stories, Opinions and anything else reported on is fictional and part of a simulation. #sacrébleu
Le Monde, Signing Off.
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Yes, my beloved dog has been returned safely.
December 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Chaos in UNSC as Chair Ryan represents himself as the delegate of Ryan.

Additionally, Ryan blames IPG chair Rizki for press gallery “interrupting” committee sessions and calls for his response.

Freedom of the press under siege…
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December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Chair of UNSC, Ryan, directed to step down as chair in draft resolution proposed by Denmark and seconded by Sierra Leone.
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December 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
P5 CAUCUS: USA vetoes clause 6 of draft resolution, disgruntled EU member reveals. The USA doesn’t want to have to make financial contributions, are we surprised?
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December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
-allegations that they were involved in the kidnapping of the Moroccan Prime Minister. With the recent kidnapping of four Algerian civilians by Moroccan forces,
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December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In a recent interview with Le Monde journalist, Charlotte Perez, MINURSO representatives of Algeria and Pakistan (Amar Bendjama and Munir Akram respectively) stated how they saw future resolutions shaping out post-
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December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“PLEASE RETURN MY DOG,” says Charlotte Perez.

UNHRC chairs kindly help Ms Perez in the ransom demand for the safe return of her dog.
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December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“BE GRATEFUL,” says Sierra Leone.

Should reporters have to face verbal abuse whilst doing their job?
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December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The UK directs committee towards the gaps in international laws, for instance emerging technologies and white phosphorus. The OPCW cannot function within these areas, stunting investigations and intervention.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
France urges further support of the OPCW and upholding accountability, signing off with, « Liberté, Éternité, Fraternité ».
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December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Greece, Panama, China and Russia urge the long term effects of chemical weapons usage. Long term medical effects of chemical exposure and environmental effects (of which China and Panama take particular concern) were mentioned by the delegates in the UNSC this morning.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
BREAKING: the dog of journalist Charlotte Perez has been taken HOSTAGE.

The ransom note requires 2 delegates to join Ms Perez in the following dance challenge:

www.instagram.com/reel/DR7lIgo...

Please approach Ms Perez if you’d help, we are in your debt!
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December 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bonjour!

This beautiful Sunday morning seems perfect for some beautiful diplomacy!

Le Monde is concerned about the Sydney croissant scene…too much butter, where is the golden ratio…we will eat it nonetheless.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hungary states that “crises” like mass immigration, including those seeking asylum are a threat to national security for the whole EU.

As far as we’re concerned at Le Monde, maybe Hungary shouldn’t be the leading voice on mass immigration in the EU.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
BREAKING: Video from the SADR’s (ex?) Minister for Economic Development.

SADR and MINURSO in shambles after the Minister sides with the Moroccan government.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
BREAKING: SADR need a reminder of their free will?
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December 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
BREAKING:

SADR PM ALSO KIDNAPPED.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
BREAKING: Moroccan PM kidnapped!

Originally thought to have died, actually a body double!

Morocco claims they have evidence that the SADR, Algeria and Pakistan are involved.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Minister of Justice and Religious Affairs claims they are reformed after attending a rigorous re-education camp during their suspension.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
PRESS CONFERENCE

Official Statement from Russia’s Alexander Ivanko.
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December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“One cannot fly to the moon without having first built a rocket.”

Hungary defends position when hammered by EU members in opposing block.

Le Monde’s observation yesterday of the EU being split in half over negotiations has carried over into today.
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December 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In response to the following recording of discussions with Morocco, China states they have “always considered every perspective when it comes to sovereignty.” 1/2
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December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It seems that the committee is in consensus as discussions continue about North Korea and potentially having Russia and China re-enforce their existing sanctions on the DPRK. However, countries remain split on this as some prefer the diplomatic route.
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December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM