Bad Gato
@swttlkr.bsky.social
Inactivist. Tactical consultant.
There’s not enough sage to purify you.
There’s not enough sage to purify you.
Trump’s Participation Trophy by FIFA
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Trump’s Participation Trophy by FIFA
🎶 Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright 🎶
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🎶 Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright 🎶
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright 🎶
The American dream 😴
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The American dream 😴
You could’ve responded with: ‘that’s a stupid answer’
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
You could’ve responded with: ‘that’s a stupid answer’
That’s how I feel after a day at the beach
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
That’s how I feel after a day at the beach
See you in Valhalla, Felicia 👋🏻
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
See you in Valhalla, Felicia 👋🏻
Jamal Khashoggi Way sign across the street from Saudi embassy is the chef’s kiss.
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Jamal Khashoggi Way sign across the street from Saudi embassy is the chef’s kiss.
Mike Johnson at every press briefing:
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Mike Johnson at every press briefing:
Note that the pilot doesn’t cover his nose on a plane full of feces. Is that a plane or his toilet?
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Note that the pilot doesn’t cover his nose on a plane full of feces. Is that a plane or his toilet?
Raise your hand if you are busier updating your Grindr account instead of doing the job you are paid to do
October 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Raise your hand if you are busier updating your Grindr account instead of doing the job you are paid to do
I don’t know what to tell you
October 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I don’t know what to tell you
Do you guys know what army didn’t grow beards?
October 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Do you guys know what army didn’t grow beards?
“They're not sending their best but are sending people who have lots of problems, including grapists and criminals. And some, I assume, are good people".
October 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
“They're not sending their best but are sending people who have lots of problems, including grapists and criminals. And some, I assume, are good people".
Trump called climate change the "greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world".
October 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Trump called climate change the "greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world".