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SWOONIE
@swrxls.bsky.social
sir-post-a-lot ⚥

thoughts to words for no particular reason.
come check out my stuff if you'd like,

but perceive me not ! for this is my heart, soul, and my very core !
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its cute and its funny and its sexy and i love it because its you
deleting bluesky for more room on my phone be back later
April 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i call my boyfriend on the phone, hang up, forgot to say something so i call back.. too bad after we hang up he instantly tosses his phone into the eternal void so i can never reach him again
April 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
its cute and its funny and its sexy and i love it because its you
March 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
anyone up strokin they shi rn
March 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
sorry but that luigi guy is kinda hot
March 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
rudest fucking thing a customer has ever done to me
February 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
fuck you forever
February 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
nigga take your wallet out of your back pocket there is an INDENT so thin its about to rip
February 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
VAs be like, " hey ! voice of ticklefart here! thanks so much for liking my character!!! "
February 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
literal minors vaping in the break room so disgusting
February 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
" attention walmart associates, nevermind. "
February 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I JUST DID THE RUDEST THING
January 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
why is there so much gore on fucking instagram
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
my mom with ten days left in her home

facebook <33
January 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i just feel betrayed
January 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
just seen the smallest waist ever irl
January 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i keep changing the news channel in the break room to the channel below which so happens to be an infomercial channel on the same air fryer every day and it is so funny to see these people watch the infomercial
January 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
2 man
January 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
cis men
January 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
hello
January 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
homer simpson, mike tyson
January 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
thank god every day for the fast ghetto girls i grew up with
January 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
if you ate a human in one bite it would probably be very unappetizing
January 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
'am i muted' irl
January 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
actually gonan eml
January 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM