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@swornrandom.bsky.social
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25
Always sleeping
I love books, video games, and music.
25
Always sleeping
I love books, video games, and music.
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@swornrandom.bsky.social
· Dec 1
If I comment “real” under your post just know, that shi was real I felt that shi
I think I might just call it a good life the next time the Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip sandwich from Whataburger gets taken off the menu again
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think I might just call it a good life the next time the Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip sandwich from Whataburger gets taken off the menu again
Working till 11pm on Halloween 🤑
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Working till 11pm on Halloween 🤑
My body is a furnace and it forces me to sleep with TWO fans pointed directly at me at night
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My body is a furnace and it forces me to sleep with TWO fans pointed directly at me at night
What the fuck is up Dennys
October 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What the fuck is up Dennys
One of my favorite things is when someone’s says or does something in a language I don’t understand but I FULLY understand what they said
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
One of my favorite things is when someone’s says or does something in a language I don’t understand but I FULLY understand what they said
Going to work, going home, then going back to work gotta be top 5 worst things
October 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Going to work, going home, then going back to work gotta be top 5 worst things
Single and ready to sit in my room all day reading books
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Single and ready to sit in my room all day reading books
I can’t stand living in Texas 😭
October 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I can’t stand living in Texas 😭
There might not be a better ragebaiter than me on this side of the universe
October 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There might not be a better ragebaiter than me on this side of the universe
I want to go to sleep at 7pm so I will
October 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I want to go to sleep at 7pm so I will
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today feels like a "stay in bed and watch 5 movies" type day
September 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
today feels like a "stay in bed and watch 5 movies" type day
Another amazing day at work, life is wild when you actually enjoy your job. 6 months in and nothing but great times.
September 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Another amazing day at work, life is wild when you actually enjoy your job. 6 months in and nothing but great times.
I love watching golf but genuinely cannot stand the crowd associated with golf, it’s like my guilty pleasure. I actually hate telling people that I enjoy golf
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I love watching golf but genuinely cannot stand the crowd associated with golf, it’s like my guilty pleasure. I actually hate telling people that I enjoy golf
No girl to take to a pumpkin patch & corn maze this year…. 🫠
September 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
No girl to take to a pumpkin patch & corn maze this year…. 🫠
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I love Regan from Mob Psycho oh my god.
September 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I love Regan from Mob Psycho oh my god.
I think finding a band of adventurers to go on a long life altering journey that’s full of hardship, trials, love, and hope might fix me
September 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I think finding a band of adventurers to go on a long life altering journey that’s full of hardship, trials, love, and hope might fix me
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Was in and out of relationships from 12 years old until I was 22, and now I’ve been single for 3 years and I’ve gotta say I really really needed this time and I couldn’t be happier. However, I’m now very very comfortable being alone and have a hard time letting anyone get close🫠
September 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Was in and out of relationships from 12 years old until I was 22, and now I’ve been single for 3 years and I’ve gotta say I really really needed this time and I couldn’t be happier. However, I’m now very very comfortable being alone and have a hard time letting anyone get close🫠
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the only thing holding me together is a girl i've never met
September 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the only thing holding me together is a girl i've never met
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babe wake up, I made another astarion meme.
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
babe wake up, I made another astarion meme.
Its been over a month since I’ve read a book I think I’m losing my mind 🫠
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Its been over a month since I’ve read a book I think I’m losing my mind 🫠