Sworn2Valor
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Cis male/Pan/Polyam/Blocks TERFs
Professional Autist
Medieval studies major
Shrug life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cis male/Pan/Polyam/Blocks TERFs
Professional Autist
Medieval studies major
Shrug life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As multiple efforts to free the CEO gunman no doubt take off this week... Friendly reminder that there are still plenty of people in prison (disproportionately African American) for trivial amounts of weed.
December 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM
As multiple efforts to free the CEO gunman no doubt take off this week... Friendly reminder that there are still plenty of people in prison (disproportionately African American) for trivial amounts of weed.
Magnet fishing in the US: "Maybe I'll find an old railway tie!"
Magnet fishing in Europe:
Magnet fishing in Europe:
December 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Magnet fishing in the US: "Maybe I'll find an old railway tie!"
Magnet fishing in Europe:
Magnet fishing in Europe:
Welcome home, fam.
December 5, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Welcome home, fam.
I could tell her she spelled "Happy Holidays" incorrectly on her weirdly brutalist thrift store scent defuser.
But I think this shows both her stoner mistake and my disdain for this hideous thing pretty well.
A little brother's job is never done...
But I think this shows both her stoner mistake and my disdain for this hideous thing pretty well.
A little brother's job is never done...
December 5, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I could tell her she spelled "Happy Holidays" incorrectly on her weirdly brutalist thrift store scent defuser.
But I think this shows both her stoner mistake and my disdain for this hideous thing pretty well.
A little brother's job is never done...
But I think this shows both her stoner mistake and my disdain for this hideous thing pretty well.
A little brother's job is never done...
The CEO of United healthcare was assassinated this morning.
As the bullet was already in his body, it was listed as a preexisting condition and coverage was denied by his insurance.
As the bullet was already in his body, it was listed as a preexisting condition and coverage was denied by his insurance.
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 PM
The CEO of United healthcare was assassinated this morning.
As the bullet was already in his body, it was listed as a preexisting condition and coverage was denied by his insurance.
As the bullet was already in his body, it was listed as a preexisting condition and coverage was denied by his insurance.
Losing my humanity because I'm so angry at the people who have lost their humanity.
December 3, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Losing my humanity because I'm so angry at the people who have lost their humanity.
My niece just completed her first stand-up set.
I knew she was going to be a comedian someday because when she was 5 and Little-Foot's mom died she said "Now she's a deadnosaur"
I knew she was going to be a comedian someday because when she was 5 and Little-Foot's mom died she said "Now she's a deadnosaur"
November 30, 2024 at 8:26 PM
My niece just completed her first stand-up set.
I knew she was going to be a comedian someday because when she was 5 and Little-Foot's mom died she said "Now she's a deadnosaur"
I knew she was going to be a comedian someday because when she was 5 and Little-Foot's mom died she said "Now she's a deadnosaur"
Being Pan / Polyam in a Trump victory year, knowing I'm likely to out myself to conservative relatives on Thanksgiving like...
November 27, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Being Pan / Polyam in a Trump victory year, knowing I'm likely to out myself to conservative relatives on Thanksgiving like...
My Vivo boots were lost last year and were out of stock when I had the money for them, so I've had to switch back to normal shoes for the winter and my god my legs are not happy.
That is the only caveat I'd stress when switching to barefoot shoes. Switching back is torture.
That is the only caveat I'd stress when switching to barefoot shoes. Switching back is torture.
November 25, 2024 at 5:31 PM
My Vivo boots were lost last year and were out of stock when I had the money for them, so I've had to switch back to normal shoes for the winter and my god my legs are not happy.
That is the only caveat I'd stress when switching to barefoot shoes. Switching back is torture.
That is the only caveat I'd stress when switching to barefoot shoes. Switching back is torture.
I love it when a game says "Press any button."
It's like "Press X... or O... IDGAF I'm your game not a cop."
It's like "Press X... or O... IDGAF I'm your game not a cop."
November 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I love it when a game says "Press any button."
It's like "Press X... or O... IDGAF I'm your game not a cop."
It's like "Press X... or O... IDGAF I'm your game not a cop."
How can you even care about Tyson / Paul after Taylor / Serrano? My god.
November 16, 2024 at 4:22 AM
How can you even care about Tyson / Paul after Taylor / Serrano? My god.
Going to start using this and threads a bit more. Twitter is getting kind of claustrophobic.
November 15, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Going to start using this and threads a bit more. Twitter is getting kind of claustrophobic.
Look guys! Thranduwheel!
November 10, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Look guys! Thranduwheel!
And the award for "Most dystopian packaging" goes to...
October 6, 2023 at 6:46 PM
And the award for "Most dystopian packaging" goes to...
My nephew was telling me what he needed from the store... He Said "Rice, buns, pee & tickles"
He meant tea & pickles. I'm dying!
He meant tea & pickles. I'm dying!
September 26, 2023 at 12:29 AM
My nephew was telling me what he needed from the store... He Said "Rice, buns, pee & tickles"
He meant tea & pickles. I'm dying!
He meant tea & pickles. I'm dying!
Made a magnetic DM screen for my mouseguard campaign using 100% dollar store materials.
Need to decorate the cardboard backs with some PC friendly charts.
The game did come with a DM screen, but I'm a bit crazy on keeping this game in good condition as it can be hard to find.
Need to decorate the cardboard backs with some PC friendly charts.
The game did come with a DM screen, but I'm a bit crazy on keeping this game in good condition as it can be hard to find.
September 23, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Made a magnetic DM screen for my mouseguard campaign using 100% dollar store materials.
Need to decorate the cardboard backs with some PC friendly charts.
The game did come with a DM screen, but I'm a bit crazy on keeping this game in good condition as it can be hard to find.
Need to decorate the cardboard backs with some PC friendly charts.
The game did come with a DM screen, but I'm a bit crazy on keeping this game in good condition as it can be hard to find.
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Sing it with me!!!
September 21, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Sing it with me!!!
If you're feeling down today, here's your reminder that Artax actually doesn't die in The Never Ending Story. He's fine at the end.
September 15, 2023 at 9:31 PM
If you're feeling down today, here's your reminder that Artax actually doesn't die in The Never Ending Story. He's fine at the end.
Had a very nice young lady inform me today that the reason my Google assistant couldn't understand me was that I was saying "Please" with all my requests.
You know what? Say what you want, but I'm going to have a cozy life after the machines take over.
You know what? Say what you want, but I'm going to have a cozy life after the machines take over.
September 15, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Had a very nice young lady inform me today that the reason my Google assistant couldn't understand me was that I was saying "Please" with all my requests.
You know what? Say what you want, but I'm going to have a cozy life after the machines take over.
You know what? Say what you want, but I'm going to have a cozy life after the machines take over.
If you're a fan of The Clone Wars or Rebels & for some reason, haven't picked up Ahsoka yet, do it now.
The pay off in Episode 5 is so insane.
Best star wars in years.
The pay off in Episode 5 is so insane.
Best star wars in years.
September 13, 2023 at 3:02 PM
If you're a fan of The Clone Wars or Rebels & for some reason, haven't picked up Ahsoka yet, do it now.
The pay off in Episode 5 is so insane.
Best star wars in years.
The pay off in Episode 5 is so insane.
Best star wars in years.
"Mysterious object mystifies scientists" doesn't actually mean anything.
Have you ever met a scientist? Everything mystifies scientists.
Mold in your shower? Mystified. Funny looking cloud? Mystified.
Cat with polydactyl paws. Mystified.
Have you ever met a scientist? Everything mystifies scientists.
Mold in your shower? Mystified. Funny looking cloud? Mystified.
Cat with polydactyl paws. Mystified.
September 8, 2023 at 6:48 PM
"Mysterious object mystifies scientists" doesn't actually mean anything.
Have you ever met a scientist? Everything mystifies scientists.
Mold in your shower? Mystified. Funny looking cloud? Mystified.
Cat with polydactyl paws. Mystified.
Have you ever met a scientist? Everything mystifies scientists.
Mold in your shower? Mystified. Funny looking cloud? Mystified.
Cat with polydactyl paws. Mystified.
Someone put a half penny from 1917 in a damn arcade cabinet.
WW1 was in a fever pitch when this thing was minted & you're tossing it away for 5 minutes of a 20 year old Fast & Furious game?
Which you didn't even get. This was stuck in my coin mech.
The sheer disregard for history... I can't.
WW1 was in a fever pitch when this thing was minted & you're tossing it away for 5 minutes of a 20 year old Fast & Furious game?
Which you didn't even get. This was stuck in my coin mech.
The sheer disregard for history... I can't.
September 8, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Someone put a half penny from 1917 in a damn arcade cabinet.
WW1 was in a fever pitch when this thing was minted & you're tossing it away for 5 minutes of a 20 year old Fast & Furious game?
Which you didn't even get. This was stuck in my coin mech.
The sheer disregard for history... I can't.
WW1 was in a fever pitch when this thing was minted & you're tossing it away for 5 minutes of a 20 year old Fast & Furious game?
Which you didn't even get. This was stuck in my coin mech.
The sheer disregard for history... I can't.
Thank you TikTok I'll run right over there, lol. 🙄
September 5, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Thank you TikTok I'll run right over there, lol. 🙄
The only things keeping me in this country are the cost of moving & free soda refills.
September 1, 2023 at 8:03 PM
The only things keeping me in this country are the cost of moving & free soda refills.