Oh my gods that's the best news I have heard all week.

This tells me nothing but it doesn't sound good.

Stable?
No those are for horses.

[Mentions of food]
This is honestly a good thing as I think it may come from having a healthier food intake.
But I am too poor to replace my bras..

I considered swimming across the river for a moment before I remembered the season, and that I carry things that will rust

I like the idea, but sadly I think it would be unsafe for other trafficants

On a related note it is really funny to get onto the bus with a spear and shield and see the way people stare.

[Kink, bruises]
Also I wonder if some of those people you see occasionally who are super hard on the whole "no kink in public" thing who would lose their mind over someone with a kink for bruises who does a combat sport like this.

[Kink, bruises]
You know, I am not actually complaining about this.
I fucking love the bruises I keep getting from fighting.
It would be better to get them from other sources, but as long as I can be covered in bruises I am happy.

I love long video essays on things I don't know anything about, but finding one that touches on things I already know is fantastic.