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SwordOfDorkness
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Drawing hot monsters, haunted babes & high fantasy nonsense.
✨ Myth, mischief & monster thirst, plus a webcomic full of bad decisions.
🖤 Creator of HaremOfHorrors + The Adventures of Art & Biscuits
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Still time to grab a Velvet Wall canvas before the sale ends Friday (12/19). 🖤 If you’ve been on the fence, this is your nudge. #art #monstergirls #holidaygift

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Three square canvas art prints displayed on a black brick wall. The top canvas shows a sexy Krampus pin-up in a red winter outfit labeled “Naughty List Edition.” Below left is a glowing Mothwoman artwork with large wings and a yellow roadside sign reading “Eyes on the Road, Not on the Sky.” Below right is a red demon girl lounging on a couch in a cozy café setting, holding a coffee, with chalkboard menu signs in the background. All three are dark, gothic-style pin-up illustrations.
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Velma’s feeling wicked, Mothwoman’s watching, and Mariah Krampus is ready to unwrap YOU. 😈

The Velvet Wall girls are 25% off through Dec 19 — because you deserve something a little sinful this season.

#VelvetWall #MonsterGirls #DarkPinup #art

🖤 haremofhorrors.etsy.com
A collage of three seductive monster-girl pin-ups from the Harem of Horrors – Velvet Wall collection. • Left: Mariah Krampus – a devilish woman with curved horns, greenish skin, and glowing red eyes, wearing a torn red Santa suit trimmed in white fur. She sits in the snow with her tongue teasingly out, a wicker basket on her back and a wicked smile. • Top Right: Mothwoman – a six-limbed, winged cryptid with glowing red eyes and patterned gray wings, captured in mid-flight down a dark road, illuminated by car headlights. A yellow road sign behind her reads “Eyes on the road, not on the skies.” • Bottom Right: Velma the Suckubus – a red-skinned demon lounging on a smoky café couch under a chalkboard that reads “Welcome to Café Macabre.” She wears a black crop top, violet leggings, and yellow boots, sipping coffee beneath a warm hanging light. These high-quality digital artworks feature gothic pin-up style lighting and sultry holiday tones, promoting the Velvet Wall 25%-off sale through December 19 on Etsy.
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Coffee-fueled errands and a totally trustworthy tote. ☕👜
The Definitely Not a Mimic tote says it’s safe… probably.
Teepublic sale’s live through Dec 2 — perfect time to grab nerdy gifts from small artists.
teepublic.com/user/swordofdorkness
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Need a last-minute cryptid for your gift list?

My sexy Mothwoman canvas just dropped on Etsy — glowy, spooky, and ships in time for the holidays!

🔗 haremofhorrors.etsy.com/listing/4410...

#cryptidart #gothicgifts #monsterpinup #velvetwall #smallbizholiday
A glowing-eyed mothwoman with dark wings and fur-lined top hovers midair in front of oncoming headlights, her pose frozen mid-sprint on a dark forest road. A yellow caution sign reads, “EYES ON THE ROAD, NOT ON THE SKY.” Her massive wings catch the light, and her red eyes burn brightly in the night, blending cryptid fear with pinup allure. A glowing-eyed mothwoman with dark wings and fur-lined top hovers midair in front of oncoming headlights, her pose frozen mid-sprint on a dark forest road. A yellow caution sign reads, “EYES ON THE ROAD, NOT ON THE SKY.” Her massive wings catch the light, and her red eyes burn brightly in the night, blending cryptid fear with pinup allure.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Mothwoman has arrived.
She steps into the headlights on a lonely Appalachian road in my newest monster-girl pinup, inspired by the 1966 Mothman sighting.

Full cinematic piece is now on ArtStation.
She’s… impossible to ignore. 👀🦋
(Link in bio)

#art #cryptid #monsterGirls
A digital illustration of a seductive mothwoman hovering in bright car headlights on a dark forest road. She has four slender purple arms and two legs, with large motion-blurred moth wings spreading out behind her. Her glowing red eyes cast light onto her short white hair and fuzzy collar-like thorax. Warm headlight beams illuminate her front while the surrounding trees fade into deep blue night. She appears mid-air, caught in the light with an eerie, alluring presence.
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Velma is live as a premium canvas print — perfect for early holiday shopping, especially if you’re supporting small creators over big stores this year. Claim her for YOUR wall at tinyurl.com/VelmaCanvas!

#haremofhorrors #monstergirls #premiumgift #shopsmall #canvasprint #fantasyart
A canvas print mockup featuring Velma, a red-skinned succubus with curled horns and batlike wings, lounging on a dark café sofa. She wears a black top, bright purple pants, and tan boots, holding a latte cup labeled “Eat Pray Love” with “Pray” crossed out. Behind her, chalkboard signs read “Welcome to Café Macabre” and list spooky drink specials. Pink fog swirls at her feet against the black brick wall background.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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She’s not on a mug.
She’s not on a tee.
She’s lounging in your darkest fantasies—and judging your latte while she does it.
Velma is now live on ArtStation.
Canvas coming soon. 😈☕️

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#HotMonsterFall #SuccubusArt #SpicyPinup
A red-skinned succubus lounges confidently on a tufted café sofa, holding a green coffee cup labeled “Eat Pray Love,” with “Pray” cheekily crossed out. Her curled horns, red wings, and heart-tipped tail emphasize her devilish charm. She wears a cropped black top and vivid purple leggings tucked into tan boots. Behind her, chalkboards read “Welcome to Café Macabre” and list sinister drinks like “Pumpkin Spite Latte” and “Triple Hex Macchiato.” A cursed pillow with a yellow eye and tongue floats beside her. Red fog coils around the table, where a spilled mug reveals a glowing arcane sigil. The scene blends pin-up energy, spooky ambiance, and demonic humor in a cozy, cursed coffeehouse setting.
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Velma’s back — sassier, spicier, and fully caffeinated. ☕🔥
She’s judging your latte order and serving underboob with attitude.

Glow-up tease today. Full reveal soon.

#HaremOfHorrors #succubus #monsterart #digitalpinup #fallvibes
Cropped art of a smug red succubus in glasses and horns, lounging in a spooky café with a latte in hand. Background includes glowing café lighting and a chalkboard menu featuring pun drinks.
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Velma’s back and sassier than ever. Clean lines, sharper color, and that smug little smirk? Chef’s kiss. She’s part of something new, too… the Harem of Horrors is just getting started.

#MonsterGirl #GlowUp #VelmaLives #HaremOfHorrors #ArtDrop #Art
A demon girl with bright red skin, magenta horns, and glasses lounges casually while holding a green coffee cup that reads “Eat Pray Love” with the word “Pray” crossed out. She wears a cropped black hoodie, vivid purple leggings, and tan boots. Her batlike wings curl behind her, and a devilish tail wraps forward. The background is a deep maroon-to-rose gradient, giving a stylized spotlight effect to her relaxed pose. The same demon girl illustration now with soft shading, colored lineart, and a glowing red aura that highlights her curves and facial features. Her wings and tail show added depth, and her dark hoodie has subtle highlights. The background remains a maroon-to-rose gradient, enhancing the visual “glow-up” effect.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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From latte-loving to downright spiteful 🔥🎃 Velma’s Pumpkin Spite 2.0 is here — hotter, darker, and exclusive to Etsy. Mugs & totes now live at a sweeter price 🖤👻 #art #etsyseller
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Two stylized pin-up illustrations of a red-skinned demon girl named Velma, known as Pumpkin Spite. Both versions show her holding two pumpkins suggestively against her chest, with bat wings, horns, and a playful expression. Left image (Pumpkin Spite v2.0): Velma kneels on the ground inside a glowing pentagram surrounded by candles. She wears only black underwear, her wings spread wide, and the title ‘Pumpkin Spite’ appears below with flaming text. Right image (original Pumpkin Spite): Velma stands upright wearing purple leggings and tan boots. She holds pumpkins the same way, her tail curling around her side. The title ‘Pumpkin Spite’ appears in gothic lettering with flames.
September 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Preview time 👀
Pumpkin Spite is hitting mugs + totes this weekend. 🎃🔥
Not your basic pumpkin spice.

#PumpkinSpite #MonsterGirl #HotMonsterFall
September 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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🍂 First day of fall.
🎃 But she’s not your basic pumpkin spice.
Stay tuned — she’s almost ripe…

#PumpkinSpite #HotMonsterFall #HaremOfHorrors #MonsterGirlsOfEtsy #SpicyArt #PumpkinSeason #GothCore #AutumnAesthetic #CryptidCuties
Close-up digital illustration of Pumpkin Spite, a red demon girl character with sharp horns, glasses, and golden eyes. She sticks out a forked tongue in a playful, sultry expression. The background is dark gray, highlighting her glowing red skin and gothic monster girl aesthetic.
September 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Here’s your reminder that my #art also lives on TeePublic! Succu-Basic is strutting her stuff there now — and the site’s running a sale: tinyurl.com/4m5uf3a2

But the real mischief? Pumpkin Spite drops next week… and she’s way too hot for TeePublic. 🔥🎃 Catch her exclusively in the Harem of Horrors.
Digital illustration of a red-skinned succubus lounging casually with a smug smile. She has curved horns, small bat wings, and a spaded tail. She wears a cropped black hoodie, bright purple leggings, and tan boots. In one hand she holds a green takeaway coffee cup labeled ‘Eat, Pray, Love,’ with the word ‘Pray’ crossed out. Below her, fiery gothic text reads ‘Succu-BASIC.’ The art blends playful demon-girl pinup style with tongue-in-cheek basic witch humor.
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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If I had a nickel for every fandom i was in that involved a sinister radio host with an unsettling grin, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
Anyway, enjoy this crossover. #FanArt #Crossover #WelcomeToNightVale #HazbinHotel
“Crossover fanart of Welcome to Night Vale and Hazbin Hotel. On the left is Kevin, the host of Desert Bluffs Community Radio from Night Vale. He wears a black shirt and orange vest, smiling as he says, ‘Really? I’d love to see it!’ On the right is Alastor, the Radio Demon from Hazbin Hotel, in a red suit and bow tie, holding his microphone staff. He says, ‘You know, this “Desert Bluffs” sounds an awful lot like my neck of the woods!’ A glowing bubble with red eyes ominously adds: ‘I truly think you will.’ Background is smoky gray with dark tendrils.”
September 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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She’s almost ripe… #wip #art #illustration #drawing #digitalart #halloween
Black-and-white sketch of a horned demon girl kneeling inside a pentagram with lit candles. She has bat wings, sunglasses, and a mischievous smile while holding two pumpkins against her chest. Playful spooky art, work-in-progress.
September 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Honestly? Same.

#HonestlySame #PinkyAndTheBrain #90sCartoons #RelatableMemes #CartoonHumor #Animaniacs
Screenshot of the cartoon mice Pinky and the Brain. Brain looks grumpy with his arms crossed, while Pinky smiles and gestures. Below, text reads: ‘Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I’m willing to hear the Brain’s platform.’ A reply adds: ‘At this point, I’m willing to hear Pinky’s platform.’
September 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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⚡ FINAL HOURS ⚡
The monster girls are heading back to their lairs at midnight… and so does this flash sale! Don’t let them slip away without snagging your favorite. 🖤👹

👉 haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#LastChance #FlashSale #MonsterGirls #PinupArt #DarkAesthetic #HaremOfHorrors #art #LaborDaySale
September 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Mid-sale status: spicy. 😈 Flash Sale runs through Monday night—grab your fave monster girl while she’s on strike.
👉 haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#LaborDaySale #FlashSale #MonsterGirls #CryptidCuties #GothAesthetic #SpookySeason
Collage of gothic pinup monster girls with “Labor Day Flash Sale” text.
August 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Labor Day just got a little more sinful. 😈 FLASH SALE is LIVE now through Monday at midnight! ⚡
🕸️ Snag your favorite cryptid cutie before she vanishes: haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#LaborDaySale #FlashSale #MonsterGirls #SpookyStyle #GothicPinup #HotMonsterSummer #HaremOfHorrors
Digital illustration of a red-skinned demon girl with horns, glasses, and batlike wings. She smirks while lifting her black shirt. A bold red banner reading “FLASH SALE” covers her chest. Playful, cheeky monster girl artwork promoting a Labor Day flash sale.
August 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Something wicked this way comes… 😈 Labor Day weekend, the monster girls are going on strike. Flash sale begins tomorrow!
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#LaborDaySale #FlashSale #MonsterGirls #AltFashion #SpookyStyle #GothicPinup #HotMonsterSummer #HaremOfHorrors
Illustration of a sexy red-skinned demon girl with black hair, sharp horns, and yellow catlike eyes behind glasses. She smirks while teasingly pulling up her shirt. Overlaid red text reads: “72 hours only… FLASH SALE!” The image promotes a Labor Day flash sale with a cheeky monster girl aesthetic.
August 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The algorithm is weird sometimes.

#MemeMarketing #ArtMeme #ArtistProblems #SmallBusinessHumor #SexyArt #NerdArt #ArtistLife #AlgorithmHumor #ContentCreatorLife #WeirdAlgorithm #IndieArtist #SocialMediaStruggles
August 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Swamp Creature. Jersey Girl. Party Crasher. 🌿👹🎉
Which one’s coming home with you? (Sale ends tomorrow—tees, tanks, and lounge shorts only!)
Shop: tee.pub/lic/hrlslqC8C4U
#cryptid #monstergirl #gothcore #art
August 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Just dropped: Color Me Cryptid Vol. 1! 🖤
A 12-page digital coloring zine full of sexy monster girls + cryptid pinups.
Instant download → color at home or in your favorite app.

👉 shorturl.at/q3Otu

#cryptid #monstergirls #art #coloringzine
August 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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She’s slimy. She’s sexy. She’s live. 🌿💚
The Swamp Creature has emerged from the depths to claim her place in the Harem.

Now available on Etsy: haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#MonsterGirls #CryptidCuties #HorrorArt
August 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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She’s surfaced! 🦎💋 The Swamp Creature Pin-Up is live — retro horror meets vintage pin-up perfection. #art #teepublic
👙 Shop now: tee.pub/lic/hrlslqC8...
Flat light-blue t-shirt featuring a pin-up illustration of a sexy, green-scaled swamp creature inspired by classic monster movies, sitting on a tree stump by the water beside a “No Swimming” sign. She poses with arms crossed over her chest, wearing high-waisted vintage pink underwear and red lipstick, with a blue shirt draped over the sign. Cartoon pin-up illustration of a sexy, green-scaled swamp creature inspired by classic monster movies, sitting on a tree stump by the water beside a “No Swimming” sign. She poses with arms crossed over her chest, wearing high-waisted vintage pink underwear and red lipstick, with a blue shirt draped over the sign.
August 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM