As soon as I get back home, I’m buying a bidet.

I take a sick pleasure in seeing the exploded hot dog come out of the microwave... Fucked your little ass up didn't I

Totally forgot about this app. What’s up divas?

can I threaten violence on here or will I be terminated? Quick, I wanna make an Elon joke pls

I know how she feels

just drank 2 celsius's. im locked in (manic depression)

they got porn bots on here too, I feel at home.

hi bluesky, last night a man near his 40's told me that he doesn't have the capacity to respect me and I've been having wine shits all morning. hello!