swordbearing
@swordbearing.bsky.social
they/them - your friendly neighborhood sword cryptid
be bisexual, eat hot chip, and shitpost
may or may not actually be the chicago mothman
be bisexual, eat hot chip, and shitpost
may or may not actually be the chicago mothman
It is time to watch the 🐐
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It is time to watch the 🐐
It's important to have a #goodLunch while you're on a multi-hour outage call.
October 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It's important to have a #goodLunch while you're on a multi-hour outage call.
Seems like it's available to pre-order 👀
September 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Seems like it's available to pre-order 👀
me, eating breakfast and trying to read text on my computer monitor: Why is everything so hard to read? Did something happen to my web font settings?
me, after realizing my glasses were sitting next to my keyboard and putting them on my face: oh
me, after realizing my glasses were sitting next to my keyboard and putting them on my face: oh
September 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
me, eating breakfast and trying to read text on my computer monitor: Why is everything so hard to read? Did something happen to my web font settings?
me, after realizing my glasses were sitting next to my keyboard and putting them on my face: oh
me, after realizing my glasses were sitting next to my keyboard and putting them on my face: oh
Fancy coffee from my favorite neighborhood shop.
August 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fancy coffee from my favorite neighborhood shop.
Bruce the cat says "pets now, code later"
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Bruce the cat says "pets now, code later"
There is one hell of a good thunderstorm going on right now. Photo from a little earlier when I peeked outside to look at the lightning show.
August 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
There is one hell of a good thunderstorm going on right now. Photo from a little earlier when I peeked outside to look at the lightning show.
Truck stop Indian food my old friend 🤩
August 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Truck stop Indian food my old friend 🤩
Found some Pennsic magic on walkabout last night.
August 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Found some Pennsic magic on walkabout last night.
Yeah, this doesn't suck.
July 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Yeah, this doesn't suck.
We got the structure roof frames and shower set up last night, and roof tarps on this morning.
Currently waiting for a waterproofing coat to dry enough to get them up in the air. Next stop, walls and kitchen sink setup!
Currently waiting for a waterproofing coat to dry enough to get them up in the air. Next stop, walls and kitchen sink setup!
July 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We got the structure roof frames and shower set up last night, and roof tarps on this morning.
Currently waiting for a waterproofing coat to dry enough to get them up in the air. Next stop, walls and kitchen sink setup!
Currently waiting for a waterproofing coat to dry enough to get them up in the air. Next stop, walls and kitchen sink setup!
Pennsic, I am in you
July 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Pennsic, I am in you
#Babymetal put on a great show tonight! I was hoping they would play their collab song with Bloodywood, but alas.
Had to ditch my umbrella outside the venue, so of course I walked out to a downpour that soaked me long before I got back to my car. Never had to pour water out of my shoes before 🫠
Had to ditch my umbrella outside the venue, so of course I walked out to a downpour that soaked me long before I got back to my car. Never had to pour water out of my shoes before 🫠
July 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
#Babymetal put on a great show tonight! I was hoping they would play their collab song with Bloodywood, but alas.
Had to ditch my umbrella outside the venue, so of course I walked out to a downpour that soaked me long before I got back to my car. Never had to pour water out of my shoes before 🫠
Had to ditch my umbrella outside the venue, so of course I walked out to a downpour that soaked me long before I got back to my car. Never had to pour water out of my shoes before 🫠
It's always a good day when I get to see #Bloodywood live. 🤘🐘
July 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's always a good day when I get to see #Bloodywood live. 🤘🐘
Me: Why is the sensation of my heart beating so much more pronounced than normal and why am I having such a hard time breathing? 🤔
Air Quality Index: lol. lmao
Air Quality Index: lol. lmao
July 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Me: Why is the sensation of my heart beating so much more pronounced than normal and why am I having such a hard time breathing? 🤔
Air Quality Index: lol. lmao
Air Quality Index: lol. lmao
Camping this weekend might not have been the brightest idea, but the truck is already packed. I'll just keep telling myself this is Pennsic training.. 🫠
July 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Camping this weekend might not have been the brightest idea, but the truck is already packed. I'll just keep telling myself this is Pennsic training.. 🫠
Gravy update:
Snuggling with Creamsicle on the couch and being entirely too adorable.
Snuggling with Creamsicle on the couch and being entirely too adorable.
July 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Gravy update:
Snuggling with Creamsicle on the couch and being entirely too adorable.
Snuggling with Creamsicle on the couch and being entirely too adorable.
Playing my mandolin with a group from the music school at the farmer's market at the park next to my house this Sunday and the forecast looks like this and I just keep telling myself it's Pennsic weather acclimation training. 🫠
I will be wearing a very big hat and so much sunscreen.
I will be wearing a very big hat and so much sunscreen.
June 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Playing my mandolin with a group from the music school at the farmer's market at the park next to my house this Sunday and the forecast looks like this and I just keep telling myself it's Pennsic weather acclimation training. 🫠
I will be wearing a very big hat and so much sunscreen.
I will be wearing a very big hat and so much sunscreen.
Oh, to be a little cat asleep in a sunbeam.
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh, to be a little cat asleep in a sunbeam.