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Markus
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Professional code butcher. Hobbyist musician.

I'm that weirdo who actually likes systemd.

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Queer (cis polyamorous panromantic phallocentric-pansexual) […]

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I don't follow account migrations closely. If I was following you before you moved to a new account, and didn't follow the new one, feel free to poke me about it.
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i have no patience for people who pretend to be neutral but act in ways that are rather obviously not
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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AI Warning: Google has been caught A/B testing replacing real article headlines with AI-generated substitutes, which are of course sometimes wildly misleading/against journalistic ethics. If you see a blatantly horrible headline in a news aggregator, check whether the site's own page matches […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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a git merge, also known as "code frotting",
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
it may be the case that i have gotten so used to working with FOSS that i overestimate what i am capable of doing with proprietary software. i solve so many of my tech issues by just looking at and/or patching the source code of the thing i'm having a problem with
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
one of my personal projects has me diving so far beyond my own body of knowledge that every problem in the space seems to be such that you have to be an expert in a dozen different things to even come up with a terrible workaround
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Legacy Update has significantly expanded its archive of the Microsoft Download Center all the way back to 2012. It now indexes 41,000 downloads, of which over half have been deleted by Microsoft.

More about what went into this, and what we’re still planning to do […]
Original post on hachyderm.io
hachyderm.io
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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We also now have a dedicated page to download Windows XP PowerToys and Fun Packs. PowerToys includes the power user favorite, Tweak UI, plus TaskSwitch (an Alt-Tab replacement), and the 3D Windows logo screen saver. Fun Packs add extra features to Media Player and Movie Maker.

Check them out […]
Original post on hachyderm.io
hachyderm.io
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I hate it when I hop in someone's stream chat and their fucking bot tries to have a conversation with me
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
it's just occurred to me that I don't actually know what a Dutch accent sounds like because my friends from the Netherlands have completely different accents from one another and when I was there for a week I mostly interacted with immigrants from Asia and other parts of Europe
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
one of these days I'll write an essay about why I have such a complicated relationship with the mass effect franchise
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I don't really have friendship decay. However, a friend I used to hang out with like fourteen years ago is so different from how they used to be that things are kinda awkward between us. Their accent changed, their mannerisms changed, the way they approach social situations changed, they transed […]
Original post on chitter.xyz
chitter.xyz
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Thank God for the good and sane people defending their traditional territories in BC's north coast.

“As the Rights and Title Holders of the Central and North Coast and Haida Gwaii, we are here to remind the Alberta government, the federal government, and any potential private proponent that we […]
Original post on mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
since canonical is apparently profitable now, you'd think they'd be able to do something about the packages.ubuntu.com constantly getting overloaded
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
mom is really fucking good at finding the smallest thing she can do to ruin a whole experience for me
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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xbox fucking 360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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people keep approaching us and trying to draw us into conversation with things like "hello" and "how are you doing" and putting in no further effort and expecting this to go well, and we keep going "we do not know how to respond to leading-questions smalltalk, if you want this conversation to go […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
KDE Plasma is dropping their X11 session support in 6.8. I think that's premature. Wayland has come a long way but it's not quite ready to be the only option.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I've been trying to say "zed" instead of "zee" but I haven't been trying very hard
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
sure do love waking up and seeing that my build rig kernel panicked at some point during the night
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
people keep asking what i think of the steam machine and the steam frame and the new steam controller but it's hard to have an opinion about hardware that's not even out yet. there's definitely some interesting decisions made there but i dunno how it's gonna play out till it plays out. i hope […]
Original post on chitter.xyz
chitter.xyz
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of #mastodon. Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, and I think I will miss it, but it also felt necessary. It feels like a goodbye, but it isn't—I […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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THE TIME LORD SET IS HERE !!

SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PUBLISH, LOTS GOING ON IN MY PERSONAL LIFE, BUT I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS FUN SET I PUT TOGETHER, AND SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE WHO CAME OUT TO HEAR THIS LIVE !!

STREAM: https://yeen.city/pet
ALT: https://www.mixcloud.com/zimayeen/
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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can someone ask uzdoom on bsky to follow bridgy? they @‘d me and I can’t reply hahaha
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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[trans healthcare advice (US-specific)]

PSA for my US trans friends: there's a Telehealth HRT clinic called QMed (QueerMed) that serves adults **and minors** in 47 states (excluding DC, unfortunately). They accept lots of private insurance (but not medicare/medicaid), and also offer a payment […]
Original post on enby.life
enby.life
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM