Pancakesandpizzaplease
@swoodsmallmcginity.bsky.social
Democrat, Liberal, Mama bear, Grandma, Badass, Advocate, Music Lover, Gamer, Pretty nice person.
I thought I’d write you a poem so sweet, to sweep you so wildly off your feet.
But halfway through, I lost my pen…so here I am-just texting again.
But halfway through, I lost my pen…so here I am-just texting again.
February 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I thought I’d write you a poem so sweet, to sweep you so wildly off your feet.
But halfway through, I lost my pen…so here I am-just texting again.
But halfway through, I lost my pen…so here I am-just texting again.
Having Trump and Musky in the White House is the equivalent of it owning two orange cats, with orange cat attitudes.
February 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Having Trump and Musky in the White House is the equivalent of it owning two orange cats, with orange cat attitudes.
I’m trying to take mental health days because I’m stressed out over basically everything in general. Anyone willing to donate about three years of PTO?
February 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’m trying to take mental health days because I’m stressed out over basically everything in general. Anyone willing to donate about three years of PTO?
If your workplace doesn’t give you pens like these, why do you still work there? Lovin my job❤️
February 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If your workplace doesn’t give you pens like these, why do you still work there? Lovin my job❤️
What a beautiful thing it is, to be able to stand tall and say “fuck Trump!”
February 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What a beautiful thing it is, to be able to stand tall and say “fuck Trump!”
“Oh shit, still?”
What I will be saying everyday for the next four years.
What I will be saying everyday for the next four years.
February 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“Oh shit, still?”
What I will be saying everyday for the next four years.
What I will be saying everyday for the next four years.
My brother is on vacation in Cancun. Is he in the Gulf of Mexico or America? Can you imagine the pilot saying “we’re flying over the beautiful Gulf of America”
???? Ummmm, HELL, NO!
???? Ummmm, HELL, NO!
February 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My brother is on vacation in Cancun. Is he in the Gulf of Mexico or America? Can you imagine the pilot saying “we’re flying over the beautiful Gulf of America”
???? Ummmm, HELL, NO!
???? Ummmm, HELL, NO!
If Kendrick Lamar can make an entire diss album, he can make just one diss song today. Pleeeaasssee!!!
February 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If Kendrick Lamar can make an entire diss album, he can make just one diss song today. Pleeeaasssee!!!
I fed my car a curb today. She looked hungry.
February 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I fed my car a curb today. She looked hungry.
Good Sunday morning! We’ve got a fresh new week ahead of us for a bunch of dickwads to ruin. Have a great one!
February 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Good Sunday morning! We’ve got a fresh new week ahead of us for a bunch of dickwads to ruin. Have a great one!
I really wish Luigi had got mad at Elon Musk too.
February 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I really wish Luigi had got mad at Elon Musk too.
Russell Vought-just great, another dickhead sworn in.
February 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Russell Vought-just great, another dickhead sworn in.
Kendrick Lamar’s playlist for the Superbowl:
1) Not like us
2)Not like us
3)Not like us
4)Not like us
5)Not like us
1) Not like us
2)Not like us
3)Not like us
4)Not like us
5)Not like us
February 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Kendrick Lamar’s playlist for the Superbowl:
1) Not like us
2)Not like us
3)Not like us
4)Not like us
5)Not like us
1) Not like us
2)Not like us
3)Not like us
4)Not like us
5)Not like us
World of Warcraft Gamers:
Cutest and coolest gifts ever!
Cutest and coolest gifts ever!
February 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
World of Warcraft Gamers:
Cutest and coolest gifts ever!
Cutest and coolest gifts ever!
Happy Thursday friends!!
Impeach Trump!
Impeach Trump!
February 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Happy Thursday friends!!
Impeach Trump!
Impeach Trump!
How did someone that hates America and all that we stand for become President?
February 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
How did someone that hates America and all that we stand for become President?
Can we just go back to 2007? When Britney Spears was shaving her head and beating up paparazzi with umbrellas? You know, back to the mellow, sane, times?
February 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Can we just go back to 2007? When Britney Spears was shaving her head and beating up paparazzi with umbrellas? You know, back to the mellow, sane, times?
Rosa Parks showed the world that one act of courage can ignite a movement. When she refused to give up her seat, she wasn’t just making a statement—she was standing up for dignity, equality, and justice. Her quiet strength sparked a wave of change that reshaped history.
February 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Rosa Parks showed the world that one act of courage can ignite a movement. When she refused to give up her seat, she wasn’t just making a statement—she was standing up for dignity, equality, and justice. Her quiet strength sparked a wave of change that reshaped history.
I swear my weather man said it was going to be emotionally cloudy today.
February 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I swear my weather man said it was going to be emotionally cloudy today.
Thanks for imposing tariffs on our Canadian neighbors who have been there for us and supported us in every way they could, and instead of thanking them, in true Trump form you disrespect Trudeau and the entire country, you jealous orange cow! Thanks for ruining our stock market, Trump.
February 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Thanks for imposing tariffs on our Canadian neighbors who have been there for us and supported us in every way they could, and instead of thanking them, in true Trump form you disrespect Trudeau and the entire country, you jealous orange cow! Thanks for ruining our stock market, Trump.
Trump could probably get away with sucking his thumb all day long and no one would even say a word about it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Trump could probably get away with sucking his thumb all day long and no one would even say a word about it.
This chapter of my life is officially called: Damn bitch, you sure you alright?
(I’m not)
(I’m not)
February 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This chapter of my life is officially called: Damn bitch, you sure you alright?
(I’m not)
(I’m not)
I didn’t live in D.C. very long but it doesn’t make sense that they were doing their training headed north of Belvoir towards the traffic, when there’s very little traffic south of Belvoir.( correct me if my geography is off plz) Also, what are we getting these Blackhawks prepared for? Any guesses?
January 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I didn’t live in D.C. very long but it doesn’t make sense that they were doing their training headed north of Belvoir towards the traffic, when there’s very little traffic south of Belvoir.( correct me if my geography is off plz) Also, what are we getting these Blackhawks prepared for? Any guesses?