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swolradguy.bsky.social
Solid Snario (Mario)
@swolradguy.bsky.social
He/Him. Your friendly neighborhood Martial Arts nerd!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!

[Bell rings, image flashes into my mind]

AAAAGGHH
AAAAAAAAAAAHGGHHAAAAAAHHHHH
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Patient told me they lived on a “Beatrice street”, my ears perked up like a dog and it took all my strength to not go “BEEEAAATOOOO!! BEATRIIIICHEEEEE!!!”

this damn novel has it’s hold on me mannnn
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Been a year since my Japan trip and my stay at a ryokan near Mt Fuji. 😤 I’m going back. Not sure if it’ll be next year or the following, but i’m going back. Next Stop: Yakushima 📍
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
i love it when wordles are cheeses! :)
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
October 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Thank ya!! It’s the season for spooky chibis
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Hadnt opened this girl up in a year cause il Depressioné ™ but wow yeah this is the most morbid thing I own
October 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
…Feed Big Bertha…
October 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fudanshi Kenshiro makes two rivals hug each other, says “Love Wins🏳️‍🌈”, and then makes them explode in their tender embrace
October 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
why is he like this????????
October 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Started reading house of leaves at the bookstore and nearly got filtered before it even started
September 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i’m out of the loop with persona 5/x but I know in my heart of hearts that Atlas longs for Chie, Yukiko, and Rise persona 4
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
NEW BIDET IS OPERATIONAL!!!!!!
September 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Went 3-2. If it wasn’t for the Gold Ship i cooked up a few days ago, i would’ve been dusted. I pray she’s benevolent next time
August 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
friggin uhhhhhhhhh
August 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
actual page from today. The current story of chainsaw man is like “what if superman was a friendless, family-less, and lonely dumb guy and the Government, Military, and the Westboro baptist church were each trying to use him for their own gains.”

:) you should read it
August 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sadly, no! this one woulda been funnier to read in public
August 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the most manipulated character in modern history
August 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
August 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
WEEKLY REMINDER: DONT READ CHAINSAW MAN IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!
August 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
call him
August 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
if this dog pees during my watch ONE MORE TIME, i’m eating it
August 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
actual footage of the inside of my nose
August 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Quiz is dog water, but the picrew was nice
July 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM