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Elmore
@swodude.bsky.social
Just a dude that drove ships.
Sorry everyone I got more important things to deal with right now
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Thanks, Google.
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Not only has Elon not read Lord of the Rings, he also hasn't seen season 1 episode 4 of Coupling, another great British production.
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This is 100% incorrect. Law of gross tonnage is that because of physics, heavier vessels are less able to slow down/turn effectively. Smaller, more nimble vessels have an unspoken requirement to take caution.

This is outside the established "narrow channel" or "constrained by draft" rules.
September 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This boy is 19 years old and can sleep in as long as he wants to.
September 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, alice in chains.
September 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
September 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think is holy.
August 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
August 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
July 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
July 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Fox and his guardian Archangel.
July 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Look at this absolutely perfect boy.
July 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You knew this was going to happen at some point.
June 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I did it. I found the worst sticker on a car, ever.
May 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Quote skeet with the most inexplicable thing in your gallery
May 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
April 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
First thing that came to mind
March 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
March 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you

(from achewood.com/2016/04/15/t...)
March 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What's your favorite acting role by a singer?

This scene with Don Omar and Tego Calderón in Fast Five is just absolute peak. Not gonna lie, they elevated that movie more than Dwayne Johnson ever could.
February 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There's no such thing as AI. It's just a ignorant and unwieldy algorithm and it fucking SUCKS.

And apparently his car is not a 1978 Volvo 244, which would have been absolutely hilarious in the most niche way possible. Apparently it's a Volvo 940?
February 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"Trending with Viagra Boys fans"

Okay.
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Pepper is the best pupper.
January 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Essentially they used inconsistent widths for the boards they used to glue-up the table top, resulting in a terribly mismatched appearance beyond the normal you would get in a large hardwood table top.

It's exacerbated by a super-thin section right where the topper sections join. See pic

2/x
January 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM