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@swizzard.pizza
married cishet white guy but worse somehow

let's go mets, baby, love da mets

https://swizzard.pizza
https://github.com/swizzard
sorry but
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
can someone please let me play a character named dixon ticonderoga in a ttrpg
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this has been in my head since i saw the movie like a month ago
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
very much not the point but shout-outs to this carousel
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the chatgpt of dead relatives thing is just ripping off leopold bloom
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
GET ME PICTURES OF THE ALOOF WIFE!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
that i nearly remade this very meme i had completely forgotten that i made 49 weeks ago surely suggests no worrying trends for either the climate or my long-term memory
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
if you had a friend who loudly and aggressively insisted that objectively mediocre shit is what they truly want and deserve you would be concerned
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
oh, they got this all screwed up
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i think the headline is something like "In Historic Victory, Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani"

i'm not 💯 on how to construe the locative জয়ে and also where to restore the dropped copula (if any)
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
kiss my entire asshole matt
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"new york is good and new yorkers are good" should be mayoral table stakes and yet www.indignity.net/politics-is-...
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It Gives You Some Ideas™️
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
coo coo, motherfuckers
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
[with increasing desperation]
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
school picture day was always such a production when 404 was going through his emo phase
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Bluff City's favorite crooner
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
greatest kooks in the world, baby
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM