Spike
@switchyspike.bsky.social
🔞 | switchy genderbendy masc-ish kinkster who enjoys gear and most sorts of dressing up | they/them | early 40s | UK | DMs open | occasional femme side (Paige, she/her), but mostly horny genderwut?/nb human | 🔞
OMFG. *worships, very respectfully*
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
OMFG. *worships, very respectfully*
Yes a million times this. What there is today isn't welcoming to me or many others, sadly.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yes a million times this. What there is today isn't welcoming to me or many others, sadly.
Watch the *original*, UK House of Cards. It's what BoJo would've been if he was even halfway competent (and that's no complement).
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Watch the *original*, UK House of Cards. It's what BoJo would've been if he was even halfway competent (and that's no complement).
Oh, I should probably update my two to 43 then...
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Oh, I should probably update my two to 43 then...
Eep. Hopefully just a grub problem?
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Eep. Hopefully just a grub problem?
personally, I'm thrilled that your "random event" of relief was, to all intents and purposes, quite unsatisfying. lets your D-types mock your desperation even more for us... 😂😘
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
personally, I'm thrilled that your "random event" of relief was, to all intents and purposes, quite unsatisfying. lets your D-types mock your desperation even more for us... 😂😘
That way lies *danger*. That of course assumes that you can even still brat in your current state... 😂😘
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That way lies *danger*. That of course assumes that you can even still brat in your current state... 😂😘
Juuust a distant memory now...
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Juuust a distant memory now...
All good here! Casual as you like x
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
All good here! Casual as you like x
Who says I'd make it fair? 😈
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Who says I'd make it fair? 😈
Absolutely! Having you try and manipulate some keys in those would be amusing...
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Absolutely! Having you try and manipulate some keys in those would be amusing...
Absolutely swooning over here. 🔥🔥
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Absolutely swooning over here. 🔥🔥
Oh, definitely at least a little squirmy and desperate. It's only right...
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Oh, definitely at least a little squirmy and desperate. It's only right...
Very welcome! *pets the critter*
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Very welcome! *pets the critter*
Already at 47. I think you're cooked... 😁
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Already at 47. I think you're cooked... 😁
No word of a lie, that's a hell of a 🍑! (and sometimes I just need to rizz you up rather than take the rise out of you 😂)
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
No word of a lie, that's a hell of a 🍑! (and sometimes I just need to rizz you up rather than take the rise out of you 😂)
not even a McCoy. A cheap Walkers ready salted. 😂 x
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
not even a McCoy. A cheap Walkers ready salted. 😂 x