Swish'll Know
@swishtter.bsky.social
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
I give up. Is Patterson 2 or 51?
October 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I give up. Is Patterson 2 or 51?
As long as AI serves up this slop, I'll still be bringing you the correct stories.
September 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
As long as AI serves up this slop, I'll still be bringing you the correct stories.
@fmi.bsky.social did you pay Bruce off? Well played.
August 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
@fmi.bsky.social did you pay Bruce off? Well played.
That new Twins reboot is a ripper.
August 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
That new Twins reboot is a ripper.
I was once besotted with a girl that farted a lot, in fact I was inflatuated.
August 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I was once besotted with a girl that farted a lot, in fact I was inflatuated.
Geez, the Crows’ end of season trip fund is looking good.
August 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Geez, the Crows’ end of season trip fund is looking good.
If a kicked ball touches the flags/holder behind the goal posts after crossing the goal line, it is ruled a behind.
Suggestion: put the flags/holders on the side of the goal post nearest the behind line, thus removing the possibility of the above scenario.
Suggestion: put the flags/holders on the side of the goal post nearest the behind line, thus removing the possibility of the above scenario.
August 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
If a kicked ball touches the flags/holder behind the goal posts after crossing the goal line, it is ruled a behind.
Suggestion: put the flags/holders on the side of the goal post nearest the behind line, thus removing the possibility of the above scenario.
Suggestion: put the flags/holders on the side of the goal post nearest the behind line, thus removing the possibility of the above scenario.
This one’s for @4boat.bsky.social #goad
August 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
This one’s for @4boat.bsky.social #goad
Is there a sweeter meal than the post-colonoscopy sandwich?
August 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Is there a sweeter meal than the post-colonoscopy sandwich?
@lucasgarth.bsky.social well played and good luck for the rest of the finals
August 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
@lucasgarth.bsky.social well played and good luck for the rest of the finals
Crows having trouble coming off last week’s bye against Port.
August 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Crows having trouble coming off last week’s bye against Port.
No centre bounce? Why not start using a round ball to remove much of the game’s unpredictable nature?
July 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
No centre bounce? Why not start using a round ball to remove much of the game’s unpredictable nature?
Suns happy to get the 4 points
July 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Suns happy to get the 4 points
So the rest of the home and away games will be littered with displays of faux masculinity by blokes who won’t be playing in September for the next couple of years, if ever. #afl
July 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
So the rest of the home and away games will be littered with displays of faux masculinity by blokes who won’t be playing in September for the next couple of years, if ever. #afl
It’s Curtins for the Dogs
July 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It’s Curtins for the Dogs
I liked footy better when I didn’t like it so much.
July 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I liked footy better when I didn’t like it so much.
Lookin’ good @andrewgigacz.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Lookin’ good @andrewgigacz.bsky.social
That Carlton trainer has just entered shit leg tatt protocols
June 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
That Carlton trainer has just entered shit leg tatt protocols
Goss: Blues to toss Voss as boss after this loss
June 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Goss: Blues to toss Voss as boss after this loss
Graphic Design Burnie style 1980
June 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Graphic Design Burnie style 1980
Amartey would be hopeless at Pointless
June 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Amartey would be hopeless at Pointless
BT: 8 1/2 minutes to “roll those dices”, minutes after failing to identify the player with the single black leg sleeve.
June 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
BT: 8 1/2 minutes to “roll those dices”, minutes after failing to identify the player with the single black leg sleeve.
Today has that 1987 stay inside and watch the live Sunday game from Sydney vibe about it.
June 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Today has that 1987 stay inside and watch the live Sunday game from Sydney vibe about it.
Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: no villains.
Hard mode: no villains.
June 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: no villains.
Hard mode: no villains.