Aindreas Ó Gallchoir
@swimtwobirds.bsky.social
Glue giant fibreglass penises to the exterior walls of your home. Like, dozens of them.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Glue giant fibreglass penises to the exterior walls of your home. Like, dozens of them.
This probably isn’t the moment to mention their entire range is available from Iceland for homebaking. The steak bake feels nigh on indistinguishable. I clocked it going in for frozen croissants. There may be festive bakes in my freezer.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This probably isn’t the moment to mention their entire range is available from Iceland for homebaking. The steak bake feels nigh on indistinguishable. I clocked it going in for frozen croissants. There may be festive bakes in my freezer.
Is there no worth to saying - well the borrowing and the increased taxation are because the economy is now roughly 8% smaller due to Brexit, the government is bigger due to Brexit, and the exchequer is missing 90 billion a year due to Brexit. How does every discussion not begin and end there ffs?
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Is there no worth to saying - well the borrowing and the increased taxation are because the economy is now roughly 8% smaller due to Brexit, the government is bigger due to Brexit, and the exchequer is missing 90 billion a year due to Brexit. How does every discussion not begin and end there ffs?
Yeah those characteristics are sliiiight cliches, but it feels as though there are elements of truth. Like, many actors become actors because they kind of need to (some experience). Outside of Etonians wankers, I think most effective politicians have deep internal motors driving them to stand.
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yeah those characteristics are sliiiight cliches, but it feels as though there are elements of truth. Like, many actors become actors because they kind of need to (some experience). Outside of Etonians wankers, I think most effective politicians have deep internal motors driving them to stand.
Sure. But there are identifiable characteristics that get referenced - skin like a rhino, gamblers instinct, strong personal ambition, lone wolf/very small friend circle is pretty common right? They’re all birds of a feather to some degree.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sure. But there are identifiable characteristics that get referenced - skin like a rhino, gamblers instinct, strong personal ambition, lone wolf/very small friend circle is pretty common right? They’re all birds of a feather to some degree.
It's in their makeup tho usually isn’t it? And from pretty early on.
Like, I’m sure Wes Streeting would have been good at lots of things, but he clearly knew deep down he’d make for / wanted to try to be / a national politician. They’re all one person start ups Innit.
Like, I’m sure Wes Streeting would have been good at lots of things, but he clearly knew deep down he’d make for / wanted to try to be / a national politician. They’re all one person start ups Innit.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's in their makeup tho usually isn’t it? And from pretty early on.
Like, I’m sure Wes Streeting would have been good at lots of things, but he clearly knew deep down he’d make for / wanted to try to be / a national politician. They’re all one person start ups Innit.
Like, I’m sure Wes Streeting would have been good at lots of things, but he clearly knew deep down he’d make for / wanted to try to be / a national politician. They’re all one person start ups Innit.
Yeah get stuffed. Absolutely beat the tar out of them there.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yeah get stuffed. Absolutely beat the tar out of them there.
Hypnotiiiiiiiits. Sorry. Pavlovian reflex.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hypnotiiiiiiiits. Sorry. Pavlovian reflex.
I mean I'm quoting the Economist, written directly after the Brexit vote, on the margarine scrape slice error. Surely you must recognise that now, Emma - as your state, a decade later, falls into somewhat fiery cinders.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I mean I'm quoting the Economist, written directly after the Brexit vote, on the margarine scrape slice error. Surely you must recognise that now, Emma - as your state, a decade later, falls into somewhat fiery cinders.
I'm familiar with the works of the unseen teapot, sir. You are no teapot. You're just a man who has, at 99% certainty, viewed the Matrix into the sequel. Harumph, harumph, rhubarb and etc.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm familiar with the works of the unseen teapot, sir. You are no teapot. You're just a man who has, at 99% certainty, viewed the Matrix into the sequel. Harumph, harumph, rhubarb and etc.
lol I can't argue against it, I just.. broadly presume you're lying. You're claiming you stopped viewing the Matrix with the animes made post the original just prior to the original sequel. I call high falutin' bullshit etc.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
lol I can't argue against it, I just.. broadly presume you're lying. You're claiming you stopped viewing the Matrix with the animes made post the original just prior to the original sequel. I call high falutin' bullshit etc.
The last one being Keanu depressed on the toilet inside Warners, doing a number two, prior to rediscovering essential love, producing a massive explosion in a coffee shop - there's a *lot* to be said for that last film. Also - it's unmitigated batshit.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The last one being Keanu depressed on the toilet inside Warners, doing a number two, prior to rediscovering essential love, producing a massive explosion in a coffee shop - there's a *lot* to be said for that last film. Also - it's unmitigated batshit.
Oh hang on - but you have to. That's an entirely separate proposition. Also I know you're lying. We all watched all of it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oh hang on - but you have to. That's an entirely separate proposition. Also I know you're lying. We all watched all of it.
Continue avoidance. You won't be able to get the taste out of your mouth.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Continue avoidance. You won't be able to get the taste out of your mouth.
Rogue one is a mess y, incredibly ambitious Seven Samurai riff, featuring some of the best cinematography and heart stopping imagery ever seen in SW - The "Oh it's... beautiful" line delivery as a chunk of the shattered planet dusts into space - chef kiss. Also At Ats stomp alien Hawaii ftw.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Rogue one is a mess y, incredibly ambitious Seven Samurai riff, featuring some of the best cinematography and heart stopping imagery ever seen in SW - The "Oh it's... beautiful" line delivery as a chunk of the shattered planet dusts into space - chef kiss. Also At Ats stomp alien Hawaii ftw.
I adore you (or at least your home made sausage roll porn) - but no.
No. Nope, no no no.
No. Nope, no no no.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I adore you (or at least your home made sausage roll porn) - but no.
No. Nope, no no no.
No. Nope, no no no.
Ok, but - and it's a weird comparison to make - but Thatcher was thirty points underwater for the first couple of years. Also, Bluesky is faintly ridiculous at times. The idea that Ed Fucking Milliband is anything other than guaranteed laughing stock and oblivion is just.. like, wtf as we doing here
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ok, but - and it's a weird comparison to make - but Thatcher was thirty points underwater for the first couple of years. Also, Bluesky is faintly ridiculous at times. The idea that Ed Fucking Milliband is anything other than guaranteed laughing stock and oblivion is just.. like, wtf as we doing here
You give him two and half years, minimum. You don't shit the bed because the polls are insane.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You give him two and half years, minimum. You don't shit the bed because the polls are insane.
Right. So lets defenestrate the first labour prime minister in almost two decades, and present the British public with THEIR THIRD UNELECTED PRIME MINISTER IN FIVE YEARS.
Genius lads, genius.
Genius lads, genius.
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November 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right. So lets defenestrate the first labour prime minister in almost two decades, and present the British public with THEIR THIRD UNELECTED PRIME MINISTER IN FIVE YEARS.
Genius lads, genius.
Genius lads, genius.
You can’t be serious. I like Milliband in general, but his inoffensive dork energy is profound. It’s impossible to take him seriously. And the British public rejected him a decade ago ffs.
Christ this is such a classic Labour shitshow. We couldn’t organise a pissup.
Christ this is such a classic Labour shitshow. We couldn’t organise a pissup.
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
You can’t be serious. I like Milliband in general, but his inoffensive dork energy is profound. It’s impossible to take him seriously. And the British public rejected him a decade ago ffs.
Christ this is such a classic Labour shitshow. We couldn’t organise a pissup.
Christ this is such a classic Labour shitshow. We couldn’t organise a pissup.
The fact there's one degree of seperation between McSweeney and JD Vance - Glasman - sends a cold shiver down the spine. Not to mention the fact that Glasman describes Morgan as "our man". If you told me tomorrow that Glasman was to host a show on GBNews I wouldn't bat an eye. Body Snatcher time.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The fact there's one degree of seperation between McSweeney and JD Vance - Glasman - sends a cold shiver down the spine. Not to mention the fact that Glasman describes Morgan as "our man". If you told me tomorrow that Glasman was to host a show on GBNews I wouldn't bat an eye. Body Snatcher time.
Occasional CBD gummie before bed, won’t send you to sleep, but it makes for a deeper more refreshing kip imo.
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Occasional CBD gummie before bed, won’t send you to sleep, but it makes for a deeper more refreshing kip imo.
It’s mad tho. That recent large scale study says the UK economy is roughly 8% smaller as a result of Brexit. That’s the beginning and end of *every conversation* on state resources, tax revenue, size of the state etc. Britain is missing around a tenth of its economy. You *can’t make* that work.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
It’s mad tho. That recent large scale study says the UK economy is roughly 8% smaller as a result of Brexit. That’s the beginning and end of *every conversation* on state resources, tax revenue, size of the state etc. Britain is missing around a tenth of its economy. You *can’t make* that work.
Kind of crazy that the director has been in director jail, basically ever since.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Kind of crazy that the director has been in director jail, basically ever since.